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Funny Pictures, Images & Really Very Funny Pics. Cute animals videos too. Happy Place - The Latest Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Tweets, Funny Ecards and More! Operating Systems. Tech Support: "May I ask what operating system you are running today?

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"Customer: "A computer. " A girl walked into the computer center where I work. She said she was having problems with her Mac. I asked what kind of Mac she had. In an indignant voice, she replied, "Duh, Intosh. " Tech Support: "What operating system are you running? After conferring with her husband, it turned out she owned a Macintosh with System 8.1. Tech Support: "What version of Windows are you running? " A kid in my class joined a conversation I was having about older computers.

Him: "I have the oldest Windows ever at my house. Tech Support: "What operating system do you run? " Tech Support: "Do you know what operating system you're on? " Customer: "I don't use DOS. One time I had to walk a Windows 95 user through a particular procedure. Me: "First you need to open DOS-prompt. My Friend: "I just installed Windows 98. " My Friend: "What's your operating system? " Friend: "I heard about this thing called 'Linux'. " I went pale. 9JOKE. Pokemondrinkinggamev20o.png (2709×2701) When You're Dark Knight Rises LOL WTF!? Guy’s Opinion. IeaTBYQZZb8Be.gif (GIF Image, 384x216 pixels) Internet Humor Archive - A Little Engineer Humor.

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost.

Internet Humor Archive - A Little Engineer Humor

He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: :Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am. " The man below says: "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. "You must be an engineer" says the balloonist. "I am" replies the man. "Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost.

" The man below says "You must be a manager. " "I am" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know? " "Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. Two atoms are talking: "Hey Barry, why the long face? " A mathematician and an engineer are stranded on a desert island. "How did you open the cans? " "Easy," says the mathematician. . ∫ dx/cabin = log(cabin) but therefore,

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