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Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. FASCISM: You have two cows. PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The AOLer Translator. Hello With Cheese & Archive & Bigger on the Inside Timeline.
Internet, you’re either going to love or nitpick today’s comic. Please tell me which when you can, and feel free to note where we might have missed something. I will early on note that yes, there’s about a half dozen things that would have worked from the Harry Potter world, but we chose to keep it down to just one. EDIT: For part 2 of the timeline, click here.
And now you can have the timeline in poster form! For only $15 plus shipping and handling, it’s a glossy 18 inch by 24 inch beast, combining parts 1 and 2 of the Timeline. Lion-king-simba-can-has-lands.jpg from searchanddevelop.ca. Presidential Prank of the Day. American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention. Calvins Dad: The Original Troll Scientist. Michael Jordan is So Rich. Mapping Stereotypes on the Behance Network. Am I doing this right? 27 Banal Observations of a Recent Immigrant & Jane Copland. This post is in response to, and inspired by this fantastic article in the Guardian by Paul Carr. As Carr did in his piece, let’s just get this over and done with. Here are the things I’ve noticed about the UK in the past seven weeks. Please note that many of these are in jest, or at least are written with a love for all three countries I’ve lived in.
There’s no need for the irate comments, emails or tweets I’ve received over the past few weeks (since this became popular on StumbleUpon again). Calm down, Internet peoples. 1) Everything in the UK can be accomplished via SMS, or text message. 2) Brown sauce is, to the English, what yellow mustard is to Americans. 3) You’ll think you’ve settled in and have mastered the art of not saying bathroom, sidewalk, apartment or white-out, and then you’ll tell the woman at Farringdon station to put ten bucks on your Oyster card. 4) There is little more satisfying than a new £20 note. 7) When in Rome, jaywalk like the Romans. 11) Remember cheques?