==> Someone: Do Something - theresnoreason - Homestuck. Here We Are At the Start - Chapter 1 - pariahpirate - Homestuck. Chapter Text "This violin is older than you. It's older than me. It's older than Grandma, even. " Carmine Vantas murmurs as tiny hands glide over the instrument's body. "Even Grandma? " Karkat is breathless, awed, completely floored. He cranes his neck to look up at the owner of the lap he is sitting in. "It's been in our family for many years- since it was made, actually. "I pwomise. " "How's about we learn a new song? " "Yeah!
" ===> Be an onlooker. Subway Station 6 is his station. There's something about him that strikes something deep inside you. But you didn't see him first. He's short and skinny and when he's not playing his soul, he's wearing a scowl that could dissuade even the Devil from approaching. You lean against the wall, let the music wash over you, and think. ==> Be the fucking subway virtuoso. No. ==> Ok, fine. Hey! Thank you very much! ==> Fuck this shit, go back to being the creepy onlooker. Alright. DUALITY is a constant in your personality. ==> Follow him home No! Which one? Sobrevivire Chapter 1, a homestuck fanfic. Hi, ok. i guess you're supposed to put an authors note here, so i'll do that! This was inspired by the video 'kara' and you should probably look that up before watching this because it's a beautiful video, but it's not necessary. yeah and im not andrew hussie so these aren't my characters only the AU belongs to me There was something different about this one.
There was something odd about the way his face moved into confusion when he was asked if his ears were functioning, if he could hear him. It was an unfamiliar look, unlike the other prototype's more indifferent expressions. He asked him to introduce himself, and the robot in front of him blinked. "I recognize that you have a lisp. " "I athked for your introduction, not for converthathion. " The droid nodded as a few machines tweaked with him, "I am the fifth generation Employ. Sollux leaned forward and muttered into the microphone, "No, I am a dethigner and a coder. "What are my tests? " "Tell me your ID and your purpothe.
" "Thollukth. Kara - Heavy Rain's Dev Trailer. Forgotten! I think Not, a homestuck fanfic. Service With a Smile Chapter 1, a homestuck fanfic. Service With a Smile "Mocha, lots of ice..none of that fruity whip cream shit. Thanks. " "Would that be a carmel mocha or-" "A fucking mocha mocha. Thanks. " No tip for her. Karkat stared into the small jar of tips, sitting on the counter with its low amount of change. Whatever. Not like she was pretty under all that nerd. After paying her, he had a second thought and casually slipped a dollar into the change jar. "Hey girl, how you doing tonight.
Go figure. Karkat picked up his coffee from the end of the counter, took his receipt and exited the coffee shop. So he sat there, sipping at the cool beverage (why the fuck did he order it iced?! All in all, today had been an okay day. He had gotten up, gone to his classes and come home to play some computer games and work on his writing.
Because nerdy idiot girls. And blond sarcastic hipster kids. That was why. Fuck this place; time to leave. Karkat scowled, standing abruptly and spilling his coffee down the front of his hoodie. "God fucking dam-" "Sit. " Adult Content Notice. With Open Arms - Lacertae - Homestuck. Chapter Text Ch 01: In which the grubs come to life, and some info is shared The first to give in is, obviously, Jane. She’s grown with this kind of motherly instinct that just overflows, from her love for cooking to the way she manages to even fret over the other humans and the trolls, and there is no way she can let those sweet, adorable little grubs roam everywhere by themselves. At first she just stares at them, not knowing what to do, then she simply picks all of them up one by one, gathering a handful of coloured critters in her arms, cooing at them, petting one and scratching another, breaking two of them from a small fight, and carries them off to her house.
She has no idea what to feed them –they are not human babies, and when she tries giving them milk, only two of them accept it and seem to like it, while the others just ignore it, sniffing and wriggling, whining because they are hungry. There is no way she can leave them alone. “Jane…?” “Wait, Jane, where are you–” “I’m sorry!” HHCOD fills - coldhope - Homestuck. Jerseystuck - shellebelle - Homestuck. Archive of Our Own » show work. Time Shenanigans - Terminality - Homestuck. Your name is Dave Strider and you have just made the biggest mistake in your entire life. Which might actually be saying someting at this point, because your life has been nothing but Big Fucking Mistakes lately.
You feel like you deserve some kind of Fuck Up award for this one, though, because when you look down at where Karkat used to be standing and see instead a little pile of candy red and black hair, you decide you've gone and ruined everything forever. You hadn't really meant to do whatever it is you just did. One minute he'd been standing in front of you, rambling on and on about god only knows what, and the next you'd sort of maybe tried to freeze time around him to make him shut the hell up for ten seconds. But you think you probably did something... wrong, in that regard, because you may have taken time back, not froze it, and you may be staring down at what is Karkat as a baby.
Or grub. Or whatever that thing clinging to the front of your sneaker is. "Hey, uh. He gets calm. Timeless - timetrackGod - Homestuck. “I live near the slaughterhouse and I am ill with thriving.” You don’t understand what happened, just know that as they drag his body across the perfectly made rug of royal red up to the throne you stand beside, that the man, no boy, is the most pitiful thing you have ever seen. “You are aware of your crimes?” “Fuck you, nooksniffer.” The chuckle that nearly escapes your lips leaves you feeling lucky that your neck wasn’t severed yet. The king makes a thumbs down and the guards are lifting up his body as you unsheathe your sword. If you stare long enough, it looks like broken glass.
You sit quietly in the pews, the church in full throttle as the choir hums a tune and the audience claps, paying their indulgences for fake guarantees to heaven. The boy looks at you expectantly, holds out a hat and growls. The wrong move, the boy feels immediately violated, turns a wonderful shade of red before storming off to the other side of the pews, hat in hand and collecting as he moves.
“What’s ya name?” Archive of Our Own » show chapter. Archive of Our Own » show work. Purrbeast - wittykitsune - Homestuck. It didn’t matter which one of them dared him to all that mattered was Dave Strider wasn’t backing down from the challenge. He moved silently towards his intended target and smirked. Karkat was sitting in front of his husktop going over old memos. His head dipped forward every now and then suggesting the troll was putting off sleep in favorite of whatever mundane task he had assigned himself.
This was just too perfect an opportunity to miss. With Karkat in such a state he was less likely to lash out immediately thus presenting the other knight with better odds of escaping unscathed. He crept up behind the troll and placed his hand gently between the two nubby little horns and started to gently work his fingers into Karkat’s scalp. The black hair was a lot softer than he thought it would be, though it was dryer and didn’t feel like human hair. It wasn’t exactly like a cat’s purring. The troll was soon on his side with his head in Dave’s lap.
Archive of Our Own » home. Archive of Our Own » show chapter. Karkata Inti - Chapter 1 - CaptainZombri - Homestuck. Chapter Text It started as a dare. Karkat Vantas had never been one for friends. That went beyond the realm of obvious into the state of being common knowledge. Roses are red. Violets are blue. He sat in the front of every class he had.
John knew this, even if it was the only thing he could ever remember about the guy. He disappeared one day. Dave said he must have gotten pregnant and dropped out. Weeks passed. That is, until the day Feferi Peixes marched up to the front of 3rd period English with an announcement to make. Confused murmurs continued to prevail throughout the class. "Quit your carping, Vriska! " From behind John, Dave snickered. "Dude, shut up before Feferi comes over here and punches you," John whispered back. Luckily for Dave, Feferi failed to notice his quip, and continued her speech. The class remained silent. "Hey John," Vriska whispered, mindful of her volume level so Feferi wouldn't think she was volunteering, "I dare you to take it to him.
" John snorted. "But why me? " Just a cute story about grubs - Chapter 1 - Lemu - Homestuck. Chapter Text A small, lithe predator crouched between two jagged rocks. It overlooked a large underground chamber that was absolutely chock full of prey. Troll grubs. All over the place. Tasty little morsels in comparison to the hunter’s size. Snap. It then focus it’s attention on the next nearest grub, which was well aware of the danger now, and had begun to chirp loudly. The predator hissed in annoyance, and snapped at a grub near one of its long legs. It didn’t even get a chance to know what had hit it. It was now a feast for the tiny creatures it had been hunting. The commotion was noticed by almost all of the grubs in the chamber, who began flocking toward the center in a sort of feeding frenzy.
Hunger eventually won. HISSSSSS! He crawled back to his crevice, bleeding and even hungrier than before. Chirp. The sound was close enough to cause the red to wake up, albeit rather disgruntled. The red jolted back awake, scrambling and hissing. Oh! This… …really was nice.