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High court hang-ups - Miles Kington, Columnists. This Man Swallowed An Entire Bag Of Cocaine - Jalopnik. The crap we put up with getting on and off an airplane. Working in the design industry is like being a dirty robot whore. From: Robert Schaefer Date: Monday 8 November 2010 9.11am To: David Thorne Subject: Artwork Hello David, Can you send me the artwork for our business cards you did last year. Finsbury Press has asked for the original files. I need the artwork before Wednesday so either this afternoon or tomorrow is fine. Thanks Rob From: David Thorne Date: Monday 8 November 2010 10.24am To: Robert Schaefer Subject: Re: Artwork Hello Bob, I have received your email but no longer work for that agency.

It's Rob not Bob and I already emailed them and they said they don't have the files and to contact you. From: David Thorne Date: Monday 8 November 2010 3.02pm To: Robert Schaefer Subject: Re: Re: Re: Artwork Dear Bobajob, You paid the agency to provide artwork and I no longer work for that agency. You are seriously pissing me off now. From: David Thorne Date: Monday 8 November 2010 4.46pm To: Robert Schaefer Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Artwork Dear Bobsledder, Dear Bobupanddown, Fine. PORTRAIT-DEX. Remembering The Day Team Rocket Won «

Some people create art with paintings and sculptures; others use eloquent words. One man last year created art by destroying dreams. It seems only fair to recognize his evil genius. A 2009 Pokemon Platinum event in NY was merely a sandbox for him to wreak havoc in. Look at this man in the middle of his sinister work. That bottle likely contains some horrible combination of piss, water and children’s tears. He is Loki, the Norse God of Mischief, in physical form. Here’s the lowdown: Nintendo held a NY event to celebrate the nineteenth sequel to the original Pahket Monstaz, Pokemon Diamond. Remember, this was way back in the distant past of 2009, months before fans would learn of the upcoming Pokemon Black and White (because we had to move into the color spectrum for sequels when we ran out of every fucking element. I have a feeling that Pokemon Black isn't going to sell as well in the South. This was a document of false truths. Let’s be straight; this is a horrible thing.

But this was art. How to Ride a Pony.