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16 Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. 30 Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? 56 Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise. http://www.funcage.com/blog/top-100-funniest-one-liners/

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10 Menu Mistakes that Will Crack You Up | Travel Blog - Tripbase

Want to share the silliness? Tweet or Stumble this article! Ever sniggered at a translation blunder on a sign or instruction manual? Check out these hilarious menu blunders that will make you think twice about what you’re eating…and the benefits of spell-check! http://www.tripbase.com/blog/10-menu-mistakes-that-will-crack-you-up/