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Not because they don’t like it but because it’s really fucking hard. You have to learn it. Giving good head is the key to just about everything in life (including getting good head later on), so it’s time we broke it down. Like this. The secret to giving good head is to read the signs. Think of eating the puss as your way of saying, “Although I am about to rock your insides with 3,000 lbs. of explosives, here’s a little intimate treat session to show you how I really feel.” Break it down! 1) Be Down Don’t go down unless you’re down. 2) Don’t Say Hi to Dry A dry pussy is an unhappy pussy. Once you’re sure the beaver is wet, give it a few light, teasing strokes with your finger. Extra tip: Be like Prince and bring up a wet finger that both of you can share like a 1950s milkshake with two straws. Important: Don’t play your trump card too soon by putting your fingers all the way inside. Start by kissing her boobs and stomach and slowly working your way down. Your Guide for Sex Tips.
Bottoming 101. This is gonna be a LOOOOONNNNNGG post because I have a lot to say on the subject.
Also I totally fucked up what passes for a normal sleeping pattern for me doing this so I hope you're all fucking grateful. All puns intended. I've been reading lots about what its like to be a bottom from all kinds of sources recently. You know how some weeks certain things just keep cropping up in your life for no obvious reason? And I take issue with a lot of what I've read. Some Basic Points: Bottoming does not *have* to hurt. - it probably will to start, but doesn't with experienceBottoming does not make you gay/less manly/a slut/desperate/whatever.
An Anatomy Lesson: Right, now that that's out of the way, let's start with some basic anatomy shall we, as a friend just said, it's important to have a knowledge of this stuff and how to abuse it ;) This shows more than I need but it's plenty useful. Right lets go over all the important things about this entire area. The Golden Rules of Bottoming:
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The questions below will help you identify your main interests and will probably point out a few things you're uncomfortable with and one or two of your off-limits areas. If you have a partner this can be a great tool for both of you - as well as for current and future conversations. The checklist was originally designed to be answered by a submissive but a dominant can easily use it by picturing themself on the other side of the dynamic described.
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