Sixteen Things Calvin and Hobbes Said Better Than Anyone Else. To paraphrase E.B. White, the perfect sentence is one from which nothing can be added or removed. Every word plays its part. In my more giddy moments I think that a simple comic strip featuring Calvin, a preternaturally bright six year-old, and Hobbes, his imaginary tiger friend, features some of the most lucid sentences committed to print.
And when I sober up, I usually think exactly the same. Bill Watterson’s Calvin and Hobbes ran between 1985 and 1995. So here, in no particular order, is a selection of quotes that nail everything from the meaning of life to special underwear. (NOTE: Check out Part II: Sixteen MORE Things Calvin and Hobbes Said Better Than Anyone Else) On life’s constant little limitations Calvin: You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help. On expectations Calvin: Everybody seeks happiness!
On why we are scared of the dark Calvin: I think night time is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction. On the tragedy of hipsters. How to make your friends like you. Pac-Man (walkthrough) Level 1 Level 2 Level 3 Level 4 Level 5 Level 6 Level 7 Level 8 Left up up down left left up up up right down left down right down left down right down left down up right right left up down left left right down right up left right up up left up left down right up left right down left down right up right right left up down left left right down right left down up right right left up down right up right right left up down left left right down right up left right left down up right right left up down right up right right left up down left left right down right up left right down up right right left up down left left right down right up left right down up up left up right left down left down up right right left up down right up right right left up down left left right down right up left right down up up left up right left down left down up right right left up left up down left left right down right and at this point I always lose.
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