Princess Bride Art: Awesome! 5 Reasons Life is Better After Age 30. Last week, my meth-knowledgeable peer John Cheese established that the teenage years are usually awful and life generally gets better.
4 Reasons Why Trying Parkour Can Ruin Your Self-Esteem. If you're anything like me, you want me to be Spider-Man so bad it hurts.
Not in a movie, mind you. I've already come to terms with the fact that every year that I get older and balder, I get farther and farther away from realistically playing Spider-Man in a movie (unless somewhere down the line they make a Spider-Man: Reign movie, which they really shouldn't). Since I'll never play Peter Parker in the Edgar Wright-directed Spider-Man movie that exists in my head and is awesome, I strive to be as Spider-Man-esque as I can be, here in real life. In my earlier years, this involved being nerdy, chasing chicks with the initials "MJ" and (in a move that was decidedly "un-Spider-Man-like" in its ignorance of biology), eating a whole lot of spiders. After several years of this, having gained nothing but two restraining orders and the courage of several dozen spiders, I decided to focus all of my energy on acquiring Spider-Man-like levels of speed, agility and stuff-climbing. ... and climb ...
Paranoia in Bipolar Disorder - Bipolar Disorder Center. Paranoia — a belief that people are following you or talking about you — is a symptom of psychosis in bipolar disorder that can be managed medically and with other strategies.
One of the symptoms of psychosis in bipolar disorder is paranoia, a belief that the world is full of people who are "out to get you. " Though many of us tend to use the term loosely in everyday conversation, paranoia is a serious condition for people with bipolar disorder. The beliefs that come from paranoia are referred to as “persecutory delusions” — that is, beliefs that other people are talking about you, plotting against you, following you, or in some other way literally persecuting you.
3 Things Gay People Are Going to Hate About Gay Marriage. Dear gay people, Much to the chagrin of the "moral majority" and the "religious right," it seems gay marriage may soon become a reality in my home state of New York.
At the time of writing, we await a razor-thin vote in the State Senate that could make us the sixth state in the union to recognize your right to marry. And even if the upcoming bill fails, the tide is clearly turning in the favor of gays just like you. Who's to say why? Maybe we're just tired of spouting off about you burning in hell for your sins when so many of you sinners are our brothers and sisters, sons and daughters, and clergymen. The thrill-a-minute, sexually extreme road to Hell. And good for you. So listen up. How to Become an Author, in 5 Incredibly Difficult Steps. A while back, I wrote a non-fiction book about the apocalypse.
Since publishing the book, the question I get asked the most has to be: "What are you doing in my toolshed? " Second place goes to "Is that my wife's cocktail dress? " The third is- well, let's skip ahead to questions not relating to a highly illegal fetish revolving around forbidden sheds and stolen evening wear. 9 Traumatizing Moments from Classic Kids Movies. Image Source: and Photoshop.
Just because a movie is animated, it doesn't mean it's suitable for children. And apparently, just because a movie is marketed toward children, made by a studio associated with children and specifically designed with children in mind, it also might not mean it's for children. With that in mind, let us once more explore the moments from kids' movies that left many a child traumatized. "Night on Bald Mountain" in Fantasia (or, The One With Satan) As the third Walt Disney film ever, Fantasia came out only two years after Snow White and right after Pinocchio.
This caused a lot of misconceptions about how mating works in the animal kingdom. Everything seemed relatively normal for a children's film until the introduction to the last segment, in which we're told, "Bald Mountain, according to tradition, is the gathering place of Satan and his followers... ". Cat gets caught barking by a human and resumes meowing G. Love - Ain't That Right Transformers 3 : Dark of the Moon - Official Trailer 2 [HD] The 7 Types of Friend Everyone Needs.
5 Reasons Life Actually Does Get Better. In the last year you've probably heard "It gets better" used as a motto to encourage gay teens who've been the victims of bullying.
This is not a rebuttal of that, because I am not an asshole. What I do want to do is expand that message to everyone that age, whether you have a bully problem or not. I figure it's time, as I tend to write about dark and often brutally depressing subjects, like how I was a smoldering drunk for over half of my life and how much my parents sucked at being parents. But I do it for a reason. World's Loudest Cat? Smokey Purrs At 92 Decibels (AUDIO)