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I'm Sick Of Pretending: I Don't "Get" Art. Above: art You know what?

I'm Sick Of Pretending: I Don't "Get" Art

I'm sick of pretending. I went to art school, wrote a dissertation called "The Elevation of Art Through Commerce: An Analysis of Charles Saatchi's Approach to the Machinery of Art Production Using Pierre Bourdieu's Theories of Distinction", have attended art openings at least once a month for the last five years, even fucking purchased pieces of it, but the other night, after attending the opening of the new Tracey Emin retrospective at the Hayward Gallery, I'm finally ready to come out and say it: I just don't think I "get" art. Texts From My Dog. Celebrities Who Look Like Historical People Pictures. This is Really Kind of a Mind-F**k – Dog and Pony Show - Better at the internet than you...

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