Anything by allhandson_deck. Allow Me to Serenade You. Title: Allow Me to Serenade You [1/3]Rating: PG (plus profanity)Length: total 20,354Pairing/Fandom: EXO, Luhan/Chen (Luchen) Side: Baexing, Krisyeol, TaohunSummary: When Luhan’s friends dare him with a money bet to win over the unsuspecting RA of Walker 4th floor, they had no idea he’d actually take it.
Let alone dedicate himself so vigorously to it.Disclaimer: I don't own anything worthy everNotes: I don't even know where to start. I am that ashamed. This is what happens when I am useless at work and galbijiim shows me High School Musical and Enchanted because bored. Crack. Spawn of Crack. “Who the fuck sings in crowded parks?” Anterograde Tomorrow. I DON'T OWN THIS STORY I JUST WANTED TO SHARE THIS FIC BECAUSE I FUCKING ADORE THE STORY SO FULL CREDITS TO "CHANGDICATOR A.K.A CLAIRE THE AWESOME AUTHOR of ANTEROGRADE TOMORROW♥ Chapter: 1 Kyungsoo has a scrapbook of faces and dates.
Polaroid collage with little sentences inscribed underneath. Arbitrage. [street race AU... or is it.]
A Beast in Repose. Title: A Beast In ReposeRating: NC17Pairing: Kai/KyungsooLength: 17kDisclaimer: I do not own the boys.Summary: A modern retelling of Beauty and the Beast.
And by modern I mean no magic or curses or castles, so bear that in mind please. "You can watch me corrode like a beast in repose. " -- My Chemical Romance Optimists will say everything happens for a reason; when one door shuts, a window opens. Kyungsoo's life is a series of closed doors that lead to windows he's forced to pry open in desperation. Every dream and aspiration he's ever had has been crushed, burnt to ash as he watches the smoldering remains float away on the wind.
Kyungsoo has always wanted to sing, to be on a stage surrounded by thousands of people who want to hear his voice. Buttoned Up. 12100w > hunhanqt side krisyeol > carpe diem by specialises sehun is emotionally & verbally crippled. but yay, lu han is there to save our shipon the sideline, chanyeol harasses yifan on a regular basis ~pepper~ you're precious & i'd be sad if you don't visit me with cookies. please heart me back new life mission: one sentence ficsi only write touchy-feely lu han. ik, one trick pony, that's me, hi therewhy is this so small Sehun is as magical as a paper cup.
Camera (Shy) Camera (shy), joonmyun + jongin, 18+ (for sexual content), au, 28,900 wordsjongin is suho's biggest fan, but strangely enough, he finds deceptively mild-mannered joonmyun even more intriguing. a/n: for dmtn . ✬ ✬lo lamento, perezocita. lo lamento.also in fulfillment of a trope bingo square!
It is totally and completely normal to have a favorite porn star. Complications. The first thing Baekhyun notices when he arrives in Beijing is that it’s hot; sweltering, even, the humidity clinging to him like saran wrap and wilting his hair.
The second thing Baekhyun notices, when he sees his ride waiting for him, casually dressed in soccer shorts and wearing a carefree smile, is that Lu Han’s hair is neon orange. Default State of Being. "You should use the word philatelist.
" "I'm not using philatelist. " "But doesn't it sound so dirty? " "Do you even know what it means? " "Does it really matter? " The Doctor and the Pirate. Zhang Yixing is woken in the absolute middle of the night by heavy, urgent knocking on his door.
In England, this would have been rare, and cause for alarm. No one would have pounded on his door this late unless it was a real emergency - the English are far too polite for that. But he’s not in England anymore. Ea$y Money. “We’ll just have to move,” Chanyeol says, running his hands through newly shorn hair as he looks down at the notice.
“I mean, we could always just move to a smaller place.” “It doesn’t really get much smaller than this,” Kris replies. “Besides, where are we supposed to move to, Chanyeol?” They already live in a shoebox. Endgame. Sleeping with the lover of East Asia's most dangerous arms dealer wasn't one of Oh Sehun's brightest ideas.
Pain was just a form of information. The line played over and over in his head, running like tiny electric shocks through his body, from the pain receptors to the spinal cord to the brain. This was just his sensory nerves sending information to the brain, identifying and processing and cataloguing the information, cross-checking with the existing database. He had never felt this before, but the information his brain sent back in response to the pain told him he was going to die. How to Pet: A User's Guide. Title: How To Pet: A Users Guide 1/12Author: Drainbamage954Pairing: Luhan/Jongdae - LuChenRating: NC-17 (like, seriously, NC-17, I'm not kidding guys)Wordcount: Total 83KDisclaimer: I only own the ridiculously heinous story.
The people aren't mine.Summary: Luhan has never really been able to get along with cats. Until Joonmyun gets one and his life is turned into even more insanity that it already is.Warnings list:(highlight to read) Sexual situations, profanity, hand jobs, blow jobs, platonic petting, sexual petting, PETTING IN GENERAL, Jongdae’s legs, collar play, scratching, asshole! Joonmyun, non-violent hitting, Wufan, marking, bondage, spoons, catnip, Sehun’s tongue, unprotected fucking, feelings, unprepared fucking. I may have forgotten some…Notes: Inspired because of Joyce, who gives me ideas that wont go away. This may be the weirdest thing I have ever done, and that includes when I made Chanyeol a tree. Luhan has a problem. Marital Sabotage. This is probably Yixing’s fault. ‘This is all your fault,’ Lu Han says to Yixing on the phone. Masquerades. Baekhyun’s feet are cold, and he wriggles his toes as he slowly comes awake. There’s a steady stream of light coming in through the curtains by his bed, tickling at his closed eyelids, and Baekhyun sleepily rubs his hand over his face.
The cottony taste of sleep is lying heavy on his tongue, and there’s a chill in the air that sneaks under his comforter and makes goosebumps rise on his arms. In Monochrome. There is only you and your camera. The limitations in your photography are in yourself, for what we see is what we are. – Ernst Haas Yixing dreams in shades of gray. It’s kind of like an old-time movie, still photographs linked together, rich with shade instead of vibrant color. He dreams of butterflies with ink-dark wings and bright white skies tinged cinereal at the corners, heather clouds and ashen grass; he dreams of interlocked fingers and a smile he can’t forget. Not to Notice. Not to Notice.Kris/LuhanPG-13Words: 46KSummary: All Yifan ever wanted was for the star soccer player in the university to know who he was and, you know, remember his name and possibly hold hands maybe. Office Antics. There are plenty of reasons why dropping out of college in the middle of junior year to work for a start up is a great idea, Baekhyun tells himself as he slides himself into his freshly-pressed dress shirt, carefully buttoning to the top.
The six-figure starting salary is one of them. Primitive. A Prince and His Guard. Prince Kyungsoo is far more fond of his books and his garden than he is of people, and the last thing he needs is some new guard to babysit. Regency AU.!! This began as twitfic and got ridiculously out of hand and i'm sorry. a world of thank yous as always to s and b for letting me harass them daily, and k for final readthrough ♥ Quick on the Shoot. Sova Boys. This should be easy. Supernova.
There were two eras in Minseok’s life; pre-Lu Han and post-Lu Han – and the moment those two ages collided was the pivoting force that aligned every instant of his existence. Until the end. NOTE: I have now moved all of the parts onto my personal journal to keep everything in one place. Take It From the Top. Sehun wakes up and realizes he's made a mistake. Sehun wakes up and realizes he's made a mistake.
That Summer Magic. Chapter Text The bus leaves him at the front gates. The Thin Line Between. Jongin’s always had people he likes best. The Twelve Days. Universal Languages. Zodiac.