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Gym etiquette flowchart: What you should do when you see someone you know at the gym. Brutally Honest Posters for Oscar-Nominated Films. Police Peeved Over Pig Prank. Courtesy of the Vermont State Police Vermont State Police say inmates at the Department of Corrections inappropriately modified some of their cruiser door decals.

Police Peeved Over Pig Prank

Vermont State Police say it's no laughing matter that images of a pig showed up on decals on the side of about 30 of their cruisers, and they say inmates at the Department of Corrections are responsible. Cruisers have a copy of the state seal on both sides of the car. The seal includes a red cow in the lower right. The altered version includes an image of a pig superimposed in the cows' shoulder. State police say while some may find the decal modifications funny, the joke comes at the expense of the taxpayers. The state commissions a print shop at the Department of Corrections to design and produce decals. The process of removing and replacing the 16-inch door decals is expected to begin as soon as possible. Work clothes: What to wear at the office. © Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios Inc.

Work clothes: What to wear at the office

When it comes to giving fashion advice, I am always revolting. Anarchy is my comfort zone. As a result, I spend my waking hours encouraging people to ditch convention and approach their personal style with a sense of amused recklessness: Strike an unconventional pose! Creativity is your mot du jour! Buy yourself an electric-blue stripper wig! Simon Doonan is an author, fashion commentator, and creative ambassador for Barneys New York. Follow My reasons for this approach are two-fold: First, I genuinely believe that most women are far too self-critical and masochistic. Second, I am selfishly hoping to cut these girls loose.

Honesty compels me to admit that I have been wildly unsuccessful at avoiding these prosaic can-I-wear-white-shoes-after-Labor-Day type questions. Dressing “appropriately” in the workplace seems to be the primary focus of anxiety for the contemporary woman. Today you find me at a point of total surrender. Seattle Craigslist: Yoga mat for sale. Used once. - $1 (Bellevue) Yoga mat for sale.

Seattle Craigslist: Yoga mat for sale. Used once. - $1 (Bellevue)

Used once at lunch hour class in December 2009. Usage timeline as follows: 11:45a Register for hot yoga class. Infinite wisdom tells me to commit to 5 class package and purchase a yoga mat. Top 20 thoughts to think while pretending to meditate. I never force my mind to go anywhere in particular when I sit zazen.

Top 20 thoughts to think while pretending to meditate

When thoughts come, I let them come. When they go, I let them go. Of course there are times when the chugpi is struck three times, signaling the end of practice and I realize that really, I was just pretending to meditate the entire time. So from my distraction to your amusement I present: Top 20 Thoughts to Think While Pretending to Meditate! Porn For Pregnant Ladies.

I came across these pictures from Pregnant Chicken and thought they were great.

Porn For Pregnant Ladies

I sent them to a heavily pregnant friend of mine and she loved them. I hope you do too. For much, much more like this…head over to Pregnant Chicken. About John Dalton Born in the craggy foothills of suburban Dublin John Dalton staggered along the spiritual path until he got himself enlightened in 1996. If you liked this, you might like these: Small breasts: Could they make a comeback? © 2011 Columbia TriStar Marketing Group, Inc.

Small breasts: Could they make a comeback?

The larger boob became the norm around the turn of the century, and it shows no signs of deflating. Radical rack augmentation is now ubiquitous, and to hell with the consequences. So what if you knock yourself unconscious while running to catch the bus? So what if you can’t fit into any trendy clothes because your waist is a zero but your bazongas are the size and weight of cantaloupes? It’s worth it to be the focus of male attention. Simon Doonan is an author, fashion commentator, and creative ambassador for Barneys New York. Follow An aggressively burgeoning trend in restaurants—foodie insiders are already calling them breastaurants—is playing directly into this craze for mammoth mammaries. Despite the worldwide embrace of enormous knockers, I remain convinced that the pendulous pendulum will, at some point, begin to swing in the other direction.

Wobbly screen. It’s the late 1960s. But let’s not end on such a downer.