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Panda returned to the wild - Photography - ShortList Magazine

http://www.shortlist.com/cool-stuff/photography/panda-returned-to-wild-by-completely-inconspicuous-men-in-panda-suits#image-rotator-1 Little Tao Tao was born to his captive-bred mother Cao Cao last year. To prevent him from getting used to humans, since his birth staff have only ever approached him while wearing completely inconspicuous panda suits and have observed him and his mother from afar. As such they are hoping that he will adapt to life in the wild.
http://www.openculture.com/2011/10/sir_ian_mckellen_reads_manual_for_changing_tires_in_dramatic_voice.html

Sir Ian McKellen Reads Manual for Changing Tires in Dramatic Voice | Open Culture

Sir Ian McKellen shows why he has been nominated for an Academy Award not once, but two times. The actor ( Lord of the Rings , King Lear ) reads a tire repair manual in dramatic voice … and, of course, pulls it off — shades of Peter Sellers performing The Beatles in Shakespearean mode and Richard Dreyfuss giving a dramatic reading of the iTunes End-user license agreement . And, oh, let us not forget Christopher Walken’s hilarious reading of Lady Gaga’s Poker Face .
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999

BBC News - Drunk Swedish moose found in apple tree near Gothenburg

The elk was apparently searching for fermenting apples when she got stuck He called the emergency services, who helped him free the boozed-up beast by sawing off branches. She spent the night recovering in the garden. The next day she took herself off into the woods with her hangover. It is not unusual to see elk, or moose as they are known in North America, drunk in Sweden during autumn, when there are plenty of apples about.

Ukraine Opens the Museum of Pork Fat — ANIMAL

It’s called “salo.” Essentially, it’s salted pork lard, only it’s not rendered, so it’s thick, pure, cured slab of swine fatback that Southern Ruskies, Belorussians and Ukrainians slice on bread and fry potato pancakes on. The Ukrainians love it so much, they opened up a Museum of Salo. http://www.animalnewyork.com/2011/ukraine-opens-the-museum-of-pork-fat/
http://gothamist.com/2011/08/28/video_reporter_gets_slammed_with_ra.php All in the name of on-the-scene reportage It's expected that news reporters covering storms get drenched. But Washington D.C.

Video: Reporter Gets Slammed With Raw Sewage During Hurricane Irene Broadcast: Gothamist

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-gay-rebecca-black This singer is dumb! Doesn't he know this is why gay relationships rock and how guys like him get hot threesomes/foursomes/etc.? You get a young and hunky boyfriend that's into you, then he attracts other guys, and suddenly you're having effing hot sex with the whole crew.

The Older Gay Rebecca Black [VIDEO]

Who Would Play Cathy In A Live-Action Cathy Movie? | Videogum

http://videogum.com/347322/who-would-play-cathy-in-a-live-action-cathy-movie/casting-calls/ Man, there is nothing going on this week! “Summer is coming.” That is what the Starks say about this week. Before chopping off the Internet’s boring head.

TWO New Episodes Of Bestie x Bestie! YES! | Videogum

I could watch these guys be friends with the PHONE BOOK. This guy knows what I’m talking about. Another episode of Bestie x Bestie after the jump: http://videogum.com/348202/two-new-episodes-of-bestie-x-bestie-yes/webjunk/
You've heard rumors of human-dolphin love before, and you've heard scientists arguing that dolphins should be given human rights . And now, a Florida man has just published an autobiographical novel called Wet Goddess about his love affair with a dolphin. Portions of journalist and photographer Malcolm J. Brenner's book have been floating around for years. Part of it was published in Penthouse back in the 1970s, and other parts have been available online for several years too. Though Brenner claims many people have had romantic and sexual experiences with dolphins, he's the sole public face of the human-dolphin love movement. http://io9.com/5448319/human+meets+dolphin-love-story-takes-you-where-avatar-wont

Human-Meets-Dolphin Love Story Takes You Where Avatar Won't

Cyber Resource Center || Dolphin Sex

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html It is a site that promotes the unconventional relationships that some people have between humans and dolphins, respectively the two most intelligent species on the planet. I think that it is great that a site as high profile as yours would be willing to talk about such a controversial (Even in your already controversial) topic. AA) Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved have no objections to expressing their affection for each other in the sexual fashion. This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual feelings whatsoever.
If you've ever been to a Renaissance Faire (I have), you know that the concept is less Queen Elizabeth and more Don Key-Ho-Tee's Medieval Potlucke WITH BREASTS. Or at least it was 10 years ago when a Ren-friend and I ate shepherd's pie, looked at chain-mail, and — once we'd soaked in enough of the Worlde and its high freckled bosoms — tried some boob-hoisting ourselves. Putting a corset on is tough, and the instructions I received at the Faire went as follows: Lean down, shove your boobs into it, straighten up, then pop them up so they'll show through the dress. It may or may not surprise you that a) these instructions came from the amiable sales-fellow, and b) I walked around the booth with a nipple on display until my friend came out of her dressing room.

The 17th-Century Breastoration: A Time Before Bras | The Hairpin

Having received his driving licence, Niko Alm now wants to get pastafarianism officially recognised An Austrian atheist has won the right to be shown on his driving-licence photo wearing a pasta strainer as "religious headgear". Niko Alm first applied for the licence three years ago after reading that headgear was allowed in official pictures only for confessional reasons. "The photo was not approved on religious grounds. The only criterion for photos in driving licence applications is that the whole face must be visible," said Manfred Reinthaler, a police spokesman in Vienna. He was speaking on Wednesday, after Austrian media had first reported Mr Alm's reason for wearing the pasta strainer.

BBC News - Austrian driver's religious headgear strains credulity