background preloader

Silly, Sassy & Out of Context

Facebook Twitter

SHOW NUFF. We’ve received a couple of notes today from people who submitted. They’d damaged friendships or in one case felt their status at their educational institution was threatened. So going forward, we’re not going to use the submitters names. Not because we don’t love you. We do! That said— if you do show up on this blog, we’d like to talk to you personally. Hence “terrible.” If you’ve gotten on to this blog, it means you’re working in the theatre and that is to be commended and celebrated. And if you’re a photographer and your picture ends up here— well… consider it feedback.

And if you’re laughing— it’s probably because you’ve been here too. So that’s all. *And if you are really stressing about it— let us know the picture and we’ll gladly take it down. Nasty teen has sex with panda | Redtube Free Teens Porn Videos. Sexy Panda. "Middle School Dance c. 2001" by Alli F. Pandas Escape ! > [VIDEO] Axl Rose: Hungry Time Traveler. Bea arthur mountains pizza. 11 Awesomely Incorrect Test Answers from Kids from You're Doing It Right. Panda returned to the wild - Photography. Chinese fancy dress mission is a success A captive born panda who has never seen a human face has celebrated his 1st birthday at Wolong Panda wild training base in China.

Little Tao Tao was born to his captive-bred mother Cao Cao last year. To prevent him from getting used to humans, since his birth staff have only ever approached him while wearing completely inconspicuous panda suits and have observed him and his mother from afar. As such they are hoping that he will adapt to life in the wild. Since his birth Tao Tao has been learning all the behaviours pandas need in the wild, such as walking, climbing trees and looking for food. Images: Rex Panda returned to wild by completely inconspicuous men in panda suits Tags: animals. Sir Ian McKellen Reads Manual for Changing Tires in Dramatic Voice.

The 30 Most Important Dogs of 2010. Why I don't cook at home. _lrc4bx1eel1qmi8jjo1_500.png (500×667) Drunk Swedish moose found in apple tree near Gothenburg. 8 September 2011Last updated at 15:44 The elk was apparently searching for fermenting apples when she got stuck A homeowner in southern Sweden got a shock when he found a drunken elk stuck in his neighbour's apple tree. The animal was apparently on the hunt for fermenting apples when she lost her balance and became trapped in the tree. Per Johansson, from Saro near Gothenburg, found the elk making a roaring noise in the garden next door. He called the emergency services, who helped him free the boozed-up beast by sawing off branches. She spent the night recovering in the garden. The next day she took herself off into the woods with her hangover. It is not unusual to see elk, or moose as they are known in North America, drunk in Sweden during autumn, when there are plenty of apples about.

Other residents of Saro had seen the elk on the loose in the preceding days. Mr Johansson said the elk appeared to be sick, drunk, or "half-stupid", the Associated Press reported. G-Male: The New Boyfriend From Google. Ukraine Opens the Museum of Pork Fat. Reporter Gets Slammed With Raw Sewage During Hurricane Irene Broadcast. All in the name of on-the-scene reportage It's expected that news reporters covering storms get drenched. But Washington D.C. WTTG-TV reporter Tucker Barnes got an unfortunate taste of what happens when there's a lot of a precipitation all at once while in Ocean City, Maryland: He got covered in a mysterious sea foam that is "most likely the effects of raw sewage pouring into the water during the storm.

" Barnes said, "It doesn't taste great" and added it had a sandy consistency. Cute boys with cats. Gaddafi's Secret Book Of Condoleezza Rice Pictures: Pics, Videos, Links, News. The Older Gay Rebecca Black [VIDEO] Who Would Play Cathy In A Live-Action Cathy Movie? Man, there is nothing going on this week! “Summer is coming.” That is what the Starks say about this week. Before chopping off the Internet’s boring head. Naturally, when there isn’t much going on, my mind turns to the beloved Cathy comic strip and imagining what a live action movie adaptation would be like.

Melissa McCarthy is on a roll right now, between her hit TV show Mike and Molly and her scene-stealing performance in Bridesmaids (I haven’t actually seen it yet, but I am told she steals scenes) so she would obviously be a smart choice to play Cathy. Evangeline Lilly skews a little younger and a little hotter than the comics, but that’s what people want these days, young and hot! Catherine Keener is your thinking woman’s Cathy. Admittedly, Mo’nique is a bit of stunt casting, but you will remember that it worked like a charm for Cedric the Entertainer’s remake of The Honeymooners.

Elle Fanning’s career is very hot right now. TWO New Episodes Of Bestie x Bestie! YES! FUCK! i'm in my twenties. Human-Meets-Dolphin Love Story Takes You Where Avatar Won't. Cyber Resource Center || Dolphin Sex. Sex with Dolphins - "How To", and a Personal Viewpoint... by Dragon-wolfe Dolphinn September, 1996 Dave in Phoenix notes: I have no idea if this is true or not but there have been enough other reports to make you wonder. See news article "Swimmer Escapes Rape by Dolphin who seems to be swinger" Update 2011 - Interesting site with pictures and videos related to ah..

Dolphins sex organs and interactions at The site owner sent me e-mail saying: It is a site that promotes the unconventional relationships that some people have between humans and dolphins, respectively the two most intelligent species on the planet. Questions and Answers QA) What is Zoophilia? AA) Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved have no objections to expressing their affection for each other in the sexual fashion. QB) Why Dolphins? AB) Dolphins are very intelligent, highly emotional and expressive creatures. A3) Accept, if possible! The 17th-Century Breastoration: A Time Before Bras.

If you've ever been to a Renaissance Faire (I have), you know that the concept is less Queen Elizabeth and more Don Key-Ho-Tee's Medieval Potlucke WITH BREASTS. Or at least it was 10 years ago when a Ren-friend and I ate shepherd's pie, looked at chain-mail, and — once we'd soaked in enough of the Worlde and its high freckled bosoms — tried some boob-hoisting ourselves. Putting a corset on is tough, and the instructions I received at the Faire went as follows: Lean down, shove your boobs into it, straighten up, then pop them up so they'll show through the dress.

It may or may not surprise you that a) these instructions came from the amiable sales-fellow, and b) I walked around the booth with a nipple on display until my friend came out of her dressing room. If this story has a moral, it's that cleavage-wrangling is complex. My God! I thought. I'm finally in a position to find out. Option 1: Consult a Reference Work! That there's your goal. Got that? Then what? Whew. 1. 2. 3.

Option 3. Austrian driver's religious headgear strains credulity. 14 July 2011Last updated at 09:53 Having received his driving licence, Niko Alm now wants to get pastafarianism officially recognised An Austrian atheist has won the right to be shown on his driving-licence photo wearing a pasta strainer as "religious headgear". Niko Alm first applied for the licence three years ago after reading that headgear was allowed in official pictures only for confessional reasons. Mr Alm said the sieve was a requirement of his religion, pastafarianism. Later a police spokesman explained that the licence was issued because Mr Alm's face was fully visible in the photo. "The photo was not approved on religious grounds. The only criterion for photos in driving licence applications is that the whole face must be visible," said Manfred Reinthaler, a police spokesman in Vienna.

He was speaking on Wednesday, after Austrian media had first reported Mr Alm's reason for wearing the pasta strainer. Straining credulity. "Colonial"-Themed Wedding Included Authentic All-Black Servant Staff. I have to say I'm quite shocked, but for two reasons; one, the wedding itself and two, some of the vitriolic comments aimed at these idiots seems to be aimed at whole nations of people. I think this choice of themed wedding is dramatically romanticising a bleak and brutal period in both British and African history. I think it was a very poor choice, but know that in SA it is fairly common for certain parts of the history to be 're-imagined' for tourism. I have been on safari to camps which go out of their way to evoke a mysterious (and fantastical) "deepest, darkest Africa", even going so far to leave sections of Rudyard Kipling's 'Just So Stories' on your pillow at night in the tented room.

Google 'tented camp safaris' and see the sort of of imagery that comes up - they also romantically call the effect 'Hemmingway's Africa'. I've been to Mpumalanga and like many areas outside of the major cities, I'd say a good 80% of the people are black and the rest non-black. The Brick Testament. Pixar In Real Life: You Can Own Carl & Ellie's House From Up. The opening ten-minutes or so of Up is still one of the most soul-shakingly emotional movie experiences of my life. Odds are you feel the same. Most of it revolves around Carl and Ellie’s house, as they get married and grow old living and loving together.

That shot of their mailbox out front, with their hand prints on it, is rooted indelibly in my mind. It’s just a shame Carl couldn’t take it with them, when he tied a bunch of balloons to the place and flew off to look for a new life. Carl & Ellie’s dream house is more than just a fantasy, someone in Utah has made it a reality. The photos you’re about to see below are of 13215 S. 5390 West in Harriman, Utah, where Bangerter Homes has just finished building an exact replica of the Up home.

Look: You can see more photos of what they’re up to over at the builder's blog. If you’re a serious Pixar fan, then you’ll want to live here. You are an "eight ulcer man on four ulcer pay." On the evening of December 5th, 1950, a carefully selected 3500-strong audience filled Washington's Constitution Hall to witness a singing performance by Margaret Truman, the only child of then-U.S.

President Harry Truman (also in attendance), and, despite the generally held consensus that her singing talents were lacking, a wave of positive reaction greeted her after the concert. One person who refused to feign delight was the Washington Post's music critic, Paul Hume, whose honest review the next morning contained the following: Miss Truman is a unique American phenomenon with a pleasant voice of little size and fair quality [...] Miss Truman cannot sing very well. She is flat a good deal of the time - more last night than at any time we have heard her in past years [...]

There are few moments during her recital when one can relax and feel confident that she will make her goal, which is the end of the song [...] Transcript follows. (Source: "Florence"; Image above, via.) Transcript. Dalai Lama pizza joke backfires on TV host. Introducing the Latest Extreme Sport in Japan : Extreme Ironing! Hello and thanks for visiting! It seems that you came here from www.google.de searching for . The relevant post is below, but you might also be interested in the following posts: Ok, maybe not the latest extreme sport, but this global activity has created groups around the world and boasts the .

EIJ, , takes great pride in the of , which currently consists of of extreme ironing at this time: , , , , and . Inspirational…! See below for more Extreme Ironing in action! Technorati Tags: Extreme Ironing Japan , Extreme Sports Check out Extreme Ironing Japan’s website More on WeirdAsiaNews. Melvin The Magical Mixed Media Machine. 实拍男人着黑丝穿高跟模仿Gaga. Watch Tom Hanks Dance with a Hot Weather Lady on Univision. Bekijk onderwerp - Cohabitation or registered partnership? Vagina Wedding Dress Is Insane [PIC] Solamente Stupendo! GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP - Children's Book. 63a8342249dc58dfeeb11f1bc7645b2b.jpg (401×271) Dating Site Troll: Pics, Videos, Links, News. Fiddy's Biddies. This Is Going To Be Awkward... 37916965_Okci38dH_c.jpg (469×366) The Womb Spa Is Disgusting.

Boy Demolishes 1991 New Hampshire Lip Synch Music Video Opportunity. Doggelganger. Childhood memories. Funny 80s childhood nostalgia. Follow Bob on Tapiture These awesome nostalgia pics and more via the good people at imremembering.com. Childhood toys and games from the 80s. More awesome nostalgia at imremembering. Top 25 Corgi Hybrids: Pics, Videos, Links, News. 10 Disturbing Photos Of Masked Monkeys: Pics, Videos, Links, News. Tesco mistake leads to beer rush. 1 June 2011Last updated at 22:12 Customer John Donnelly on one of his three "beer runs" to Tesco at Glasgow Silverburn An error which slashed the price of beer and cider led to a stampede of customers at a number of Tesco supermarkets in Scotland.

A deal offering three boxes of various alcoholic drinks for £20 was going through the tills at three for £11. Police were called to Tesco in Greenock after heavy congestion was reported in the car park as customers rushed to get the deal. A spokesman for Tesco said the pricing error was quickly spotted. He said till operators changed the prices manually until the system was corrected. It is understood the offer was supposed to be "buy three boxes of beer and save £11". Instead customers were able to purchase up to 45 small bottles of lager or 36 cans for £11. Beer 'stampede' News of the error spread quickly from about 1900 BST, with many people posting messages on social networking sites. It has to be good. Horse-Herpes Outbreak Pushes Cowgirls Into "Arms" of Stick Ponies. Hormone-Free Birth Control. Just fucking fuck me, already. My Period Takes Me Shopping. 10 Bizarre Sex World Records - Oddee.com (biggest vagina, largest penis...)

Burt Reynolds' Fan Letters From The '70s: Pics, Videos, Links, News. The Crochet Covered Apartment: Pics, Videos, Links, News. Nu Thang. Slim Thug Feels the Recession - The Daily Show with Jon Stewart - 10/07/09. Portal Tetris. What Your American Girl Doll Says About the Rest of Your Life. Berlin suffers wild boar invasion. Everything's Coming Up Roses by CKat. Llama font - say it in llama. How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You're Having Sex With Him | The Onion - America's Finest News Source | Onion News Network. Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked | The Onion - America's Finest News Source | Onion News Network. Let Them Eat Baby! The Terrifying New Practice Of The Cake Gender Reveal. Baby Hummingbird Nest - COOL! Feral chickens have proliferated in New Orleans since Hurricane Katrina.

Artisanal Pencil Sharpening. Pawesome Movie Posters. 2-Year-Old Wakes Up To Waka Flocka [VIDEO] Cute Roulette: Cutest videos on the web. Bill Cosby Disses Donald Trump [VIDEO] Ren Netherland travels to extreme dog grooming contests in the USA. Denny's Debuts Bacon Ice Cream Sundae. Hitler house: Semi in Swansea looks eerily like Nazi dictator. Paula Deen Riding A Man And Licking His Abs: Pics, Videos, Links, News. Man Cannot Remove His Tiny Hat.