Funny Anti Jokes. What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. We’ve just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn’t make the original cut (like comments) but they’ll be back soon. NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Want more? The 5 Strangest Things Evolution Left in Your Body. If you don't believe in evolution, you have to spend a lot of time wondering about the useless shit the creator threw into our bodies.
Why don't our wisdom teeth fit in our heads? Why do we need an appendix? The answer is that evolution is a sloppy and haphazard process. Take a close look at your body and you'll see some of the leftover junk. There is a little girl standing behind you with dark, sunken eyes and a deadpan expression. Did you feel that slight tingling sensation on the back of your neck? But mostly when scared and 11. They can also appear when we feel sexually aroused or when we feel in awe of something, like listening to a moving piece of music, or if you're the type, watching monster trucks smash smaller cars (to each his own).
But Why? Ever see the fur on the back of a scared or angry animal suddenly stand straight up? It's that. Like this. There is really no reason to have this reaction anymore as it's of no use to us. Above: not bear-food. For... um, warmth. We warned you. Knit Beard Hat. Letter to the IRS. This page is brought to you by UC Berkeley Parents Network Back to the Jokes & Quotes Collection This is purported to be a real letter submitted to the IRS in the midst of last year's weird and bizarre denial of dependents, exemptions, and credits. The letter speaks for itself. ---------------------------------------- Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the three dependents I claimed on my 1994 Federal Tax return. Thank you. I have questioned whether these are my children or not for years. They are evil and expensive. It's only fair that since they are minors and not my responsibility that the government (who evidently is taxing me more to care for these waifs) knows something about them and what to expect over the next year.
The opinions and statements expressed on this page are those of parents who belong to the UC Berkeley Parents Network and should not be taken as a position of or endorsement by the University of California, Berkeley. 50 Drinking Games Guaranteed to Get You Hammered. What’s more fun than hanging out with your friends, getting plastered, and making an ass of yourself? Playing drinking games, hanging out with your friends, getting plastered, and making an ass of yourself. I’m sure in your years of wisdom and experience, you’ve come across a few drinking games. Here are some of your favorites and most likely some you’ve never seen. 1. Across the Bridge You need: A deck of cards and 2 or more people Deal ten cards face down in a straight line. 2. You need: One quarter, a pitcher, beer (of course), 8+ people (2 teams) Pour beer into the pitcher. 3. You need: One deck of cards and 4 people The play: Start by dealing out all of the cards.
Ranking system: The four players are ranked as follows for each round played. - President: The first person to go out - Vice President: The second person to go out - Secretary: The third person to go out - Asshole: The last person to go out Ranking Privileges: 4. Don’t worry. 5. Place a deck of cards on an empty bottle. 6. 7. 8. Three Sysadmin Rules You Can’t (And Shouldn’t) Break. When I drafted this article, I really came-up with 7 sysadmin habits. But, out of those 7 habits, three really stood out for me. While habits are good, sometimes rules might even be better, especially in the sysadmin world, when handling a production environment.
Rule #1: Backup Everything ( and validate the backup regularly ) Experienced sysadmin knows that production system will crash someday, no matter how proactive we are. What software (or custom script?) If you don’t have a backup of your critical systems, stop reading this article and get back to work. A while back in one of the research conducted by some group (don’t remember who did that), I remember they mentioned that only 70% of the production applications are getting backed-up.
Assume that Sam takes backup of the critical applications regularly, but doesn’t validate his backup. Rule #2: Master the Command Line ( and avoid the UI if possible ) So, if you are a Linux sysadmin, you should master the command line.