People sayings. Nargaque.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/planning_vs_the_internet.png. The answer machine at a psychiat. The answer machine at a psychiatric hospital "Hello, welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are: Obsessive-Compulsive, press 1, repeatedly. Co-Dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. Paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. Delusional, press 7, and your call will be transferred to the Mother Ship. Schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a small voice will tell you which number to press. Manic-Depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. Dyslexic, press 96969696969696. If you have: Nervous Disorder, please fidget with the Pound Button until a representative comes on the line. Amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmothers' maiden names.
Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, slowly and carefully press 911. Bi-Polar Disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Low Self Esteem, please hang up. 4771-84c92b27.jpg (700×440) All sizes | New and Improved Bacon Flowchart. Snorg Tees - New Funny T-Shirts Every Week (Vintage T-Shirt, Cool Graphic Tee Shirts) The Executive Coloring Book | SadAndUseless.com - StumbleUpon.
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