30 Shots. Ministry of Alcohol » Watermelons: Nature’s Keg. Still pumping your watermelons full of rum? What is this, summer camp? It’s time to grow up and start converting your watermelons into kegs. The instructions for the Watermelon Keg come from none other than the National Watermelon Promotion Board—which surprisingly is an actual thing. Essentially you slice off a thin layer from the bottom end, slice open the top, scoop out the meat (or liquefy with booze), and jam a spigot in the front. Materials Instructions Wash the watermelon under cool running water and pat dry.On a cutting board, place the watermelon on its side and cut off 1/4”-1/2” from both ends, being careful not to cut too deep into the white part of the rind. The Portal Two (Portal 2 cocktails) Ingredients:
America's Secret Bars and Hidden Modern Speakeasies. The necessity of a speakeasy is gone. The entertainment value, however, remains. Sure it’s a little gimmicky, but there’s something cool about having a few drinks in a bar not too many people know about. The secret bar makes you feel like an insider and most serve up damn good drinks. Here are our picks for the best in the country. Please Don’t Tell, or “PDT” as it is commonly known, is probably the best known secret bar there is (oxymoron?). Noble Experiment (San Diego) Noble Experiment is awesome but is a tough sell because you have to enter through Neighborhood, a pretty solid craft beer bar. Photos: Yelp | Thrillist The Franklin Mortgage & Investment Co. Now that’s the kinda name we want in a speakeasy. Photos: Visit Philly Wilson & Wilson Private Detective Agency (San Francisco) This private detective agency is awful at hunting down criminals, luckily, they happen to be really great at whipping up drinks.
Photos: The Tender | Liquor Williams & Graham (Denver) Photos: The Denver Dish. 10 Inappropriately Named Drinks that Pair With Boneless Chicken. You arrive at 'Chikin' 'N' Burr' on time. Your friends are running late. You're sheepish. On the TVs that are plastered across the room like wallpaper, men are being beaten mercilessly inside a cage. The haggard old cocktail blender rattles awake into a bellowing roar. You scuttle along to a booth in the far corner. 1. Image via Instagram I thought it best to start with something familiar and blue. 2. You know that no one in your party is going to own up to ordering that. 3. This drink, composed of the three cornerstones of the Irish pub, is probably the most politically offensive cocktail name. 4. It's a well-known fact that you don't have sex with the alligator. 5.
Human beings! 6. The old Slippery N*pple is a classic for those who need a momentary break from Blue #2. 7. "So take this once after dinner and it will help increase the flexibility in your pelvic bones and allow you more freedom of movement in your hips," said no one ever. 8. 9. 10.