CollegeHumor - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! The 10 Funniest Dancing GIFs - Carlton, Ron Swanson, Zach Galifianakis, Fresh Prince, and more. 5 Examples of Gamers Being Awesome on Facebook. 40 Funny Facebook Status Updates. Turtle eats pigeon. Middle School Kid Sinks Full-Court Front Handspring Basketball Shot. LOTS OF PUNS. ...A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.
So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in -- just don't start anything.
" ...This mushroom walks into a bar and starts hitting on this woman... ...This horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, buddy, why the long face... ...These two strings walk upto a bar... ...This grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey! ...This baby seal walks into a bar and the bartender says,"What'll ya have... " ...A neutron walks into a bar. Back.
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