Blk. - Black Bottled Water. We wondered too, but the answer is no. blk. black bottled water is not part of an SNL skit la black caulk or Colon Blow. It's a real artesian spring water from aquifers in Canada's Sandiland Forest Reserve. And it takes itself very seriously, claiming to be richly endowed with fluvic minerals and other alchemic phenomena that will turbocharge your life force, despite the fact no one has ever heard of them.
Ahhh, Canadians. Regardless of what it purports to be, what blk. is, is a big black bottle of black, black water. For those less cynical than we are, or for those just curious why blk. is black, here's the cleanse-your-spirit spiel. Blk. water contains no dyes, no artificial flavors, no sugar, and no calories. If you've read this far, you are about to be rewarded. 26-Pound Gummy Python. Oh look, a snake that can kill you without biting, constricting, or even being alive. At 84" long, 26.9 pounds, and a staggering 36,720 calories, the Gummy Python will inflict anything from hyperglycemia to ruptured intestines to instant obesity upon anyone who doesn't tread very, very carefully across its path.
Oh, but the manufacturer does point out that it's gluten-free, so take a load off, celiacs, and rest assured that when you swell up like a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon, and experience debilitating stomach cramps followed by multiple GI explosions, it's only because you just ate a thousand grams of sugar in a single sitting, not because you ingested sneaky wheat additives. Gummy Pythons come in two delectable flavor and color swirls: Blue Raspberry & Green Apple and Red Cherry & Blue Raspberry. Big Fat Shocker Alert! Gummy Pythons are made in the USA. Let me guess: Texas, right? (99+) Mopane Worms. Unique Specialty Foods, Drinks & Gifts from Thailand.