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No. I've found no way to gather specific, multiple quotations; we can only link to pages that have quotations on them. However, if you have a website, you might create a page of favorites then link via pearltrees to that page. by lmarrs Jan 29

I'm looking for a way to collect and share my favorite quoations online. Have you found anything that fits the bill? by gatheringwater Jan 27