What If Philosophers Talked Like Total Bros. Socrates: “I’m gay.”
Plato: “I wrote down what my boss said but it might just be what I said.” Aristotle: “I’m so old-fashioned. Fuck!” Jesus: “I don’t know why I gave up so easy. My philosophy is weak.” Seneca: “It will be okay, I think, or maybe not.” Augustine: “I’m Christian, but I am a serious philosopher.” Aquinas: “Me too!” Machiavelli: “I’m the dude who is the favorite philosopher of every dumb bro.” Descartes: “I think therefore…..whatever.” Pascal: “I believe in God because I don’t want to go to hell.” Spinoza: “We need to start pissing people off.” Locke: “I’m a racist.” Hobbes: “I’m a douche.” Come and Get It - korynn - Fall Out Boy. Calm Before The Storm - Syntheticpalindromes - Fall Out Boy, Bandom. Patrick twiddles the cable of his mom’s bedroom phone around his ring and pinkie fingers, mmm-ing and making noncommittal noises into the receiver of the phone.
Pete has been jabbering on for, Patrick checks his watch briefly, two hours about some guy he met last night at a club he went to in Des Plaines and Patrick is quite frankly sick and tired of hearing every time Pete falls in love for the night on some dirty dance floor. Every detail is meticulous as Pete speaks wildly about the colour of the lighting as he spots the guy and ‘my body was fucking pulled like magnetically to him’ and ‘God Trick, his eyes were planets and I was in their gravitational ring, it was cata-fucking-clysmic’. Patrick heaves a sigh and Pete stops, “Am I boring you man?” Patrick slides down the wall outside his front window, telephone cable stretching from the bedroom as he sits atop the balcony above his front porch, hoping that out here he’d be less likely to be heard by his mom. He really doesn’t. Shit. Working It - Chapter 1 - FrankiesMeow - My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy. Favours Found - jinxed_wood - Fringe, Torchwood.
Walter didn't even twitch a muscle when the transmat beam lit up the room, he just kept on working.
Jack supposed that the element of surprise had been a little too much to ask for, all things considered. "Hello, Walter, long time, no see. " "It's impolite to teleport into another person's private space without their permission," he said, with a measured voice. Warped Reflection - meridian_rose (meridianrose) - Fringe, Big Bang Theory. Peter entered the diner to tell Walter that Olivia was almost finished getting the evidence shipped to the lab and that they wouldn't have to spend the night in Pasadena after all.
Walter, seated at a booth, was gesticulating wildly and disagreeing loudly with the tall slender man seated opposite him. Peter headed over, determined to stop the argument before it came violent and someone ended up covered in the milkshake that sat at Walter's elbow. "Walter! " "Not now," his father said irritably. "I am explaining a fundamental principle to this idiot! " Palindrome - Prochytes - Doctor Who (2005), Fringe. Nowhere Men - Namarie - Fringe, Doctor Who (2005. “...So that we can begin to work together to fix--” In the middle of his statement, everything around Peter suddenly blurs and vanishes.
The Case of the Empty Eyes - Jaune_Chat - Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Fringe. “Found something that stumps you for once?”
Anderson said acidly. Since Sherlock was strategically retreating ( not fleeing) the room with the victim while Lestrade shouted after him in full cry of, "Sherlock, would you just try to explain a theory that makes sense ? " the comment was not entirely unwarranted, however unwelcome it was. Sherlock turned to give Anderson the icy, knowing stare that preceded him expounding on one of Anderson's peccadillos in the most public and embarrassing manner possible, and Anderson abruptly shut up. John trailed along in Sherlock's wake, followed by the DI himself. In the Global Illuminati Chatroom - shinychimera - Multifandom. Palm to Palm - such_heights - Firefly, Fringe. Zoe first met Olivia in a dingy bar on a particularly disreputable moon.
The crew of Serenity were temporarily stranded here, for reasons that were entirely the captain's fault and involved a shoot-out in the engine room. Kaylee still wasn't speaking to him. The new parts they needed to fix the ship were taking a while to arrive, and so in the meantime they spent a lot of time in bars and tried to keep themselves out of trouble. Zoe estimated they had about half an hour left before that plan broke down entirely. She noticed the woman in the corner immediately, because it was her job to notice everything, but a lone woman bonding with a glass of whiskey like it was her only friend didn't stand out in a place like this. "My god," she said, getting slowly out of her seat and staring straight at River. Phish Food - tari_roo - Fringe, Doctor Who (2005. Title: Phish Food (Fringe/Dr Who) author: tari_roo Fandom: Fringe and New Dr Who Characters: Astrid, Walter, Eleven and Rory Disclaimer: This bananacreme pie is the property of MassiveDynamic.
Crumbs will be prosecuted with genetic therapy Summary: A star trek like blue box appearing inside Walter’s lab is not the strangest thing to have ever happened to Fringe Division. But that’s not saying much and it was pretty weird for a Wednesday afternoon. Spoilers: Set near the tail end of season 4 in Fringe. Some spoilers but not huge. Somebody I used to know - Chapter 1 - epeeblade - Supernatural, Leverage, White Collar, Fringe. Chapter Text This poor excuse for a museum had only the most minimal of security systems, barely updated to current standards.
But of course, this place didn’t hold masterpieces or royal jewels. It’s most crowning achievement was the exhibit of moon rocks on the first floor. Ordinarily this place was beneath her notice. I'm in Love (with the way you're in love with the night) - Muir_Wolf - Fringe, Sherlock. Lestrade glances at his watch and then huffs out a sigh, leaning against the wall.
The Americans are running late. He taps his fingers against the wall and then makes a conscious effort to stop fidgeting. He hasn’t worked an international case before, and frankly he’s not sure why this one’s been dropped into his lap, except the Americans requested the original investigator stay on the case. So on the case he’s staying. There's More Than One of Everything - claudiapriscus - Supernatural, Fringe. The sheriff removed her hat and ran her hand over her hair before replacing it. She looked hard at the agent standing in front of her. He really didn't look like he was joking. “You want me to...what?” “Evacuate the medical examiner's offices,” said the agent said again, just as patiently and earnestly as the first time.
He smiled down winsomely at her from a point several inches above her head. And Secrets to Keep - skieswideopen - Fringe, Supernatural. The house was located in the middle of a quiet residential street, flanked on either side by nearly identical houses with nearly identical postage stamp lawns. Despite the warm autumn weather, the street was deserted. The only signs of life were the swarm of police and FBI agents coming and going from the little grey house, and flickers of movement in neighbouring windows.
Lincoln parked behind the line of police cruisers and paused to fish his credentials out of his pocket before grabbing the coffee from the holder and stepping out into the bright afternoon sun. He was conscious of being watched through parted curtains and raised blinds as he ducked under the yellow police tape and headed past a forlorn-looking "for sale" sign and a slightly overrun garden into the house itself. Road to Nowhere - Chapter 1 - Star1086 - Walking Dead, Fringe. Chapter Text Daryl wakes from blackness with his head burning like a sonofabitch, dirt caked in the creases of his face and the corners of his eyes.
He realizes that he’s belly down against the ground, his arms tied behind him and he knows he’s not alone and as sure as hell in trouble. Two men stand over him, blotting out the sun and if the rope tying him wasn’t enough of a warning that things were terribly wrong, it’s the slick snarl flexed into a grin that the pair of assholes share that makes Daryl’s blood run cold. They stand, cocked like they’ve struck gold and Daryl’s struggling like a whipped horse before a single word’s even been exchanged. “Now, c’mon here boy,” the first one grins, teeth yellow and his belly bulging over his jeans. “Get near me and I’ll wipe them smiles clean off yer face,” he growls. “Friends of yours?” When Worlds Collide - charming_angel - Angel: the Series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Supernatural. The Effects of the Avengers when added to the Apocalypse-To-Be - LadyIantoJones - Multifandom. Sam Winchester, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. - marzbarz - Supernatural, The Avengers (2012.
A Beautiful Lie - Chapter 1 - GameAngel_13 - The Avengers (2012), Supernatural. Avengers Extended - Chapter 1 - Kita42 - The Avengers (2012), Sherlock (TV), Supernatural, Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), Torchwood, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Black Books. Chapter Text It all started with a phone call. Well, not really. I guess you could say it started when America was created in a universe that already contained Russia and possibly Japan. As far as history goes, that wasn't exactly Britain's best move; it invited a whole lot of hostility that has never left the American psyche. However, even in the 21st century, it wasn't exactly like they could go back and fix it. In this particular instance, it was an office in a relatively quiet location. On top of these few details, the phone was ringing.
Nick put down his coffee, leant forward and picked it up. 'Public director Nick Fury speaking.' An Exercise In 'Worthless' - beastofthesky - Supernatural. Between Jobs - Chapter 1 - Moirai - The Avengers (2012), Supernatural. Sam and Loki Are Roommates - Lise - Marvel Cinematic Universe, Supernatural, The Avengers (2012), Thor (Movies. We Never Signed Up To Be Superheroes - hipsterloki - Multifandom.
Chapter Text Streaks of light trickled into the old motel room and over the small round table next to the window. Sam sat, long legs stretched out onto the other chair, laptop teetering on the edge of the table as he clanked away. The fading orange lights that snuck into the darkened room were a tell-tale sign that night was approaching rapidly. Sam’s bangs fell into his face, but it didn’t seem to bother him. Instead he continued typing away. “You know with Cas gone,” Sam began, testing the waters that was his brother. Today it seemed like neither; Dean seemed tired. “He isn’t gone, he turned into a monster.”
Dean’s jaw clenched, eyes screwing shut and the guilt that was written all over his face was enough to tell Sam everything that Dean felt. Doing Double Duty - YanzaDracan - The Avengers (2012), Supernatural, Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013. Until Such a Time as the World Stops Spinning - Chapter 1 - InkwellWarriors - Sherlock (TV), Supernatural, Doctor Who, The Avengers (2012), Torchwood. Chapter Text. These Earthly Ties [A SuperAvengers Fic] - Chapter 1 - frizzyhairedbandit - The Avengers (2012), Supernatural, Thor (Movies. Near the Absaroka mountain range on one of the long roads leading from Wyoming, the peaceful silence of nature is disturbed by a foreign rumble. The rumble grows louder and soon the glare of headlights can be seen in the distance, as an old beaten looking ’67 Chevy Impala roars down the road like a bat out of hell.
Earth's Mightiest Heroes - BookMonsterEliz - Doctor Who, Sherlock (TV), Supernatural, The Avengers (2012), Torchwood. The End of the World as We Know It - gossamerstarsxx - Doctor Who (2005), Sherlock (TV), Supernatural, The Avengers (2012. Finding Serentiy - angel_kink - Supernatural, Firefly. Oh Super, Who Locked the Door? - stridercentric - Doctor Who (2005), Sherlock, Supernatural. The Devils You Know - thehighwaywoman - Supernatural, Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter - Laurell K. Hamilton. Sam's met Edward twice. Once during the months he can't forget, when the Impala rode rough under his handling, the steering wheel never felt right, and the passenger seat that should have been his was empty.
Once afterwards, when he walked -- with Dean -- to get some ice from a barely-working machine at the "Restin' Reelax" motel not far outside Santa Fe. He recognizes Edward right away, a sick lurch in his stomach reminiscent of the plunge down a rollercoaster. The hollow plummet from long ago haunts the occasional nightmare, but he recalls Edward's face with a clarity that's sharper by far. Probably because he saw himself in Edward, empty, dead eyes in the face of a man whose body was still alive, but whose soul had died a long time ago. It didn't scare him, at the time. Neverwhere - ImmortalBeloved - 24, Angel: the Series, Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter - Laurell K. Hamilton, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Hellsing, Highlander: The Series, James Bond (Movies), Vampire Hunter D.
Silence - Chapter 1 - NekoNechan - Walking Dead (TV), Walking Dead. Dreams and Fantasies - Chapter 1 - LadyCorvidae, thebookworm214 - Sherlock. The Taming of John Watson - Chapter 1 - taylorpotato - Sherlock. Love, Sociopath Style - Chapter 1 - fantomeq - Sherlock. Shames and Praises - Chapter 1 - s0mmerspr0ssen - Sherlock. Sense of Innocence - tenderly_wicked - Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms. The Night Sky is No Home - Provocatrixxx - Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms. Idiots in Love - GiniBaggins, Storiesfromthebluebox - Sherlock. YOUR EYES TASTE LIKE CARAMEL - Chapter 1 - Queenoftheuniverse - Sherlock. That Scent Must Sustain - Chapter 1 - ChosenOfAshurha - Sherlock. Picking Up the Pieces (Of Love) - calescently - Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock. Forgive Me - Leloi - Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms.
Jean Prouvaire Can Do Everything - redhouseboys - Multifandom. Cause and Effect - JaguarCello - Les Mis - Fandom, Les Misérables (2012), Les Misérables - All Media Types. The Lives of Apollo - Chapter 1 - thesnicken - Les Misérables (2012), Les Misérables - All Media Types. Children of the Revolution - Chapter 1 - BreathingSpace - Les Misérables - All Media Types. Running In Circles - Ericca - Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo, Les Misérables (2012. Like a Thrift Store Jacket, Still Good But Used - triedunture - Supernatural. Save Me - saltandbyrne - Supernatural. Veteran of a Thousand Psychic Wars - stoatsandwich - Supernatural. Outrun My Gun - Chapter 1 - Misachan - Supernatural. Omni gladio ancipiti - lifevolutionary - Supernatural. In His Image - Chapter 1 - Whit Merule (whit_merule) - Supernatural.
Wings, Rings and Interspecies Flings - ladyknightanka - Supernatural. There's Only One Sure Thing That I Know - leah k (blinkiesays) - Supernatural. War Zone - StereKDestiel - Supernatural, Teen Wolf. Destiel, Actually - Chapter 1 - Bloodism - Supernatural. March-Stalkers Mighty - Whit Merule (whit_merule) - Beowulf (poem), Supernatural. Have Love, Will Travel - Chapter 1 - squeemonster - Supernatural. Tangible - beastofthesky - Supernatural. Hunters and Heroes - TamrynEradani - Supernatural, The Avengers (2012.
Thrown together - ramsay_baggins - Supernatural, The Avengers (2012. Festive - remanth - Supernatural, The Avengers (2012), Sherlock. It was Christmas Eve and the Winchesters, Bobby, Adam, Castiel, and Gabriel were sitting around Bobby’s kitchen, staring at each other as the turkey sat smoking on the table. Usually, Bobby was a fairly decent cook but it had been a while since he’d made a turkey. Honestly, the last time he could remember doing anything for Christmas was when his wife was still alive. As they stared, a low laugh built in Bobby’s chest until it bubbled out of his throat. “All right, who was the idjit who let the turkey burn?” He finally gasped out, the laughter causing him to double over.
“Gabe?” Gabriel laughed and snapped, a veritable feast appearing on the table. “Thanks,” Sam said when he was seated again. “Close your mouth, boy, before you start catching flies,” Bobby admonished him, though not without a wry smile. Once dinner was over, the group moved to the living room. Bobby took charge of handing them out until everyone had at least one present in front of them. “What’s this?” As Mrs. Mrs. Jump his bones already - nerdyostrich - Supernatural, The Avengers (2012. Tony had finally had enough. He had had it up to here with their longing glances and not-so-subtle conversations of deep, undying love. Supernatural/Avengers - cakeisnotpie - Avengers - Fandom, hunterhawk - Fandom, Marvel, Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Supernatural, The Avengers, The Avengers (2012. Autoclave Heart - Chapter 1 - aliasdenied - Sherlock (TV), Supernatural, Firefly, Doctor Who.
Collision Course - Bast - Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock. In Another Place - wallmakerrelict - Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock. A Very SuperWhoLock Christmas - TheoMiller - Supernatural, Sherlock (TV), Doctor Who (2005. “I know just the place to spend Christmas this time,” The Doctor said excitedly. “There are these brilliant people I want you to meet.” Rose rolled her eyes and pulled down on the lever, then kicked the button on the bottom of the console.
“This is our third Christmas in less than a week, Doctor. Don’t you ever get tired of Christmas?” “I thought you said you loved Christmas!” “I do. Nothing Is As It Seems - Chapter 1 - GeorginoschkaVincen - Superwholock - Fandom, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock. Superwhomerlock Trilogy - emmbrancsxx0 - Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), Merlin (TV), Sherlock (TV), Supernatural. Radioactive The Villains Four. "The Master should be arriving soon" A young man wearing a grey suit proclaimed as he entered the dimly lit warehouse, plucking a seat on an abandoned chair A tall thin man wearing a leather and metal suit paced back and forth against the concrete flooring. His slick black hair framing his thin and dirtied face, his green eyes gleamed with impatience "Have patience" the first man smirked pulling an apple out of his pocket and taking an obnoxiously loud bite The second man turned to him agitated "I've waited long enough for this moment" The doors opened revealing a man with short brown hair and wearing a black hoodie and jeans.
The Winchester Gospels: The Hunter And The Angel - BadHalo - Supernatural. The One with the Teenage Hormones - cherryfeather - The Avengers (2012), The Avengers - All Fandoms, Marvel (Movies. Clint hasn't stopped laughing for twenty minutes. Tony would jump him if he weren't a foot shorter now. "I hate you," he says instead, and Clint howls. Even Banner's sort of snickering. "That's enough, Hawkeye," Steve barks, and even pitched slightly higher the tone is unmistakeable. Clint swallows the next set of giggles and waves a hand in vague apology. And speaking of apologizing, Thor hasn't stopped trying to. Next to the last true romantic - DCMB 2010 - Start Quoting Shakespeare and We're Done (MASTERPOST) Softshinythings: Fic: Starting From Zero, Got Nothing To Lose (1/?)
Here's a sigh to those who love me, and a smile to those who hate - I'll Get Him Hot, Show Him What I've Got (Sam/Gabriel) Title: I'll Get Him Hot, Show Him What I've GotPairing: Sam/GabrielRating: NC-17Warnings: voyeurism, exhibitionism, masturbation, explicit fantasies (rimming, anal sex) and Gabriel.Spoilers: vague 5.08, takes place sometime between 5.08 and 5.09.Word Count: 898Disclaimer: Supernatural and all characters therein are the property of Eric Kripke and the WB/CW, I'm just borrowing them for my own nefarious purposes.
Cash Out, Get The Hell Out Of Town. Title: Cash Out, Get The Hell Out Of Town. Wonderfoal: Supernatural. Sir, Yes Sir - someidiothasice - Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (2011), The Avengers (2012. Slow Me Down - ashinan - The Avengers (2012. Your Regularly Scheduled Jarvis - love_in_the_stars - Captain America (2011), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (2012. Hand over your heart - cherryvanilla - The Avengers (2012), Thor (2011. When I Think (Oh, it Terrifies Me) - celli - The Avengers (2012. Rom-Commed By Fate (Or JARVIS) - leashy_bebes - The Avengers (2012. Starbucks Can Suck It - miss_music666 - Marvel (Movies. Sleep verse - ashinan - The Avengers (2012. Something Death Can Touch - thatdamneddame - Multifandom. Physics 101 - Chapter 1 - shinkonokokoro - The Avengers - All Fandoms. In which Loki is having none of this bullshit (Or, the one where Loki plays matchmaker) - Chapter 1 - Ennex - The Avengers (2012.
The Element Of Surprise. Or A Treatise On Being An Effective Sniper - jesseofthenorth - Marvel Avengers Movies Universe. Average Avengers Local Chapter 7 of New York City - hetrez - Multifandom. Kari_Kurofai. Serious Avengers Business, Not Funny Cat Videos (Although There are Those Too) - shinodabear - The Avengers (2012), Captain America (2011), Iron Man (Movies.
How Tony Stark Ruins Everything - Chapter 1 - aslipperysloth - The Avengers (2012), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (2011.