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Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen (Chatroulette Version) Funny Friend Zone Pictures. Viral Shiz in Email. 276.3K Amazing Shares Facebook 40 Pin It Share 124 124 Twitter 7 Google+ 6 StumbleUpon 276.1K Email -- Email to a friend 276.3K Amazing Shares × Some viral pictures making the rounds in email that you may have not seen. I got a giggle out of the beer top on the toilet. The Best Of The Evil Cows Meme. Posted by Blaaaarg on May 22, 2012. Children and Their Ideas. Illustrated Tweet Of The Day. De Nearo - DayLoL.com - Your Daily Laugh! Subway. My Shower Routine.

Polaroid Inception | SadAndUseless.com. The OSTRICH Story. A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours? " "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke. " The ostrich says, "I'll have the same. " Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual asks the waitress? " "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man.

"Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62. " Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time? " found an old lamp. Me two wishes. Would always be there. " Insanity puppy - previous owner hit me with a newspaper o.. Dwight Schrute Knows Best. Oh Dwight, you are the best thing to happen to the US version of The Office. The wry second-in-command at the Scranton office of Dunder Mifflin is famous for his obscure knowledge and comically literal interpretation of… well… everything. And so the Dwight Schrute Knows Best meme or simply, the Dwight Schrute meme was born: Enjoy the Dwight Schrute meme?

Check out Part 2: The Return Of The Schrute Meme and Schrute Facts. Dear blank, please blank. Wenn man nicht aufpasst, kann es passieren, dass man ohne es zu merken gleich mehrere Stunden auf der “Dear blank, please blank” Homepage verbringt. Wenn ich nicht so vorsichtig wär, würde ich wahrscheinlich jetzt noch dasitzen und eine lustige Kurznachricht nach der anderen lesen. Wer von euch ausreichend Zeit hat, sollte sich die Seite nicht entgehen lassen. Es ist jedoch besser die Finger davon zu lassen, wenn man noch bei der Arbeit ist.

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