The Funniest Auto-Correct Texts. In LOL by jon — December 6, 2010 at 6:38 am | 12 comments Tags: autocorrect cell phone communication featured text texting Other Stuff You Might Also Like» Why Girls Like Guys. Poor Stupid Cat. This is my cat. Her name is Lola, and she's not all there. When Lola was a kitten, she somehow got outside and drank antifreeze. She was never quite right after that. I decided to keep her indoors until she was an adult, because I didn't trust her to take care of herself outside. A couple years later, I decided to see if I could expand her horizons beyond the confines of my house. I opened the front door and gave her a little nudge. That was the last time I let her outdoors. Like a lot of cats, Lola liked to sleep in the sink. As time progressed, Lola developed a sort of guard dog mentality, growling quietly at company and stalking them as they moved from room to room. Back when she was a kitten, unfettered by the sweet allure of engine coolant, Lola's hunter instincts served her well.
She still does this from time to time, always suddenly and without warning. She's pretty much a worthless cat, and it sort of bums me out. How to Fake a Smile. ANIMAL CRACKERS [Shamrock Edit] (HQ)