Courses for Men and Women. American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention. Home | Zombie Preparedness Initiative. Learn Spanish phrases: Having an argument | Travel. How to Be Annoying Online. How to be annoying online 1. Make up fake acronyms. Online veterans like to use abbreviations like IMHO (in my humble opinion) or RTFM (read the fucking manual) to show that they're "hep" to the lingo.
Make up your own that don't stand for anything (SETO, BARL, CP30), use them liberally, and then refuse to explain what they stand for ("You don't know that? 3. 4. 5. 6. cc: all your e-mail to Al Gore (vice.president@whitehouse.gov) so that he can keep track of what's happening on the Internet. 7. This article first appeared in Spy, July/August 1994. See also: The Six Dumbest Newsgroups, The Internet is for Losers. HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF.