Pixar Intro Parody. Operating Systems. Tech Support: "May I ask what operating system you are running today?
"Customer: "A computer. " A girl walked into the computer center where I work. She said she was having problems with her Mac. I asked what kind of Mac she had. In an indignant voice, she replied, "Duh, Intosh. " Tech Support: "What operating system are you running? After conferring with her husband, it turned out she owned a Macintosh with System 8.1. Tech Support: "What version of Windows are you running? " A kid in my class joined a conversation I was having about older computers. Him: "I have the oldest Windows ever at my house. Tech Support: "What operating system do you run? " Tech Support: "Do you know what operating system you're on? " Customer: "I don't use DOS. One time I had to walk a Windows 95 user through a particular procedure.
Me: "First you need to open DOS-prompt. My Friend: "I just installed Windows 98. " My Friend: "What's your operating system? " Friend: "I heard about this thing called 'Linux'. " I went pale. Funny Philosophy Quotes. Anti Joke - Funny Anti Jokes. Sleep Over. Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations.
The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.
Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child? "Witness: "I only have one, you know. " Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? "Witness: "By death. " Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse? " The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail. Lawyer: "What is your date of birth? " Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house? " Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? " Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?
" Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all? " Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you? " The little mermaid 1989 full movie. City two. ARE YOU A REAL PILOT? from Joe Burton. An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot? ' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you? She said, 'I'm a lesbian. The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?
" He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.' Random, Interesting, Amazing Facts - Fun Quizzes and Trivia - Mental Floss. Abdul Abulbul Amir. PopCap Games - Plants vs. Zombies™ Crossword puzzle. FREE LOL STUFF.