Dear Girls Above Me. Wendi Aarons. Stuff White People Like. By: Isaac “Absent” Amirian Being a truly advanced white person means being able to speak with authority about pretty much any field of conversation- especially politics. In order for white people to streamline the process of knowing everything, all human beings can be neatly filed into one of two categories: People I Agree With, and People Who are Just Like Adolf Hitler.
Comparing people to Hitler is an easy way for white people to get a strong point across to the less enlightened, or the insufficiently white. Everyone knows who Adolf Hitler was. And everyone knows that Hitler was very, very bad. Therefore, if a white person really, REALLY, doesn’t like something or someone, he or she may angrily say something to the effect of, “This is exactly the same kind of thing that Hitler used to do!” This time-tested white-person maneuver may seem so awesomely useful to you that you are tempted to go out and try it right now. Books of Adam. Aaron Karo presents Ruminations #142 - "Rise of the Daycrawlers" - November 3rd, 2008.