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Stephen Colbert Quotes - Funny Stephen Colbert Jokes - Best Colbert Report Quotes
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The Logo that Fucks Years ago, I was working for a software company, doing their graphics. Then one day they asked me for a new company logo and arranged a meeting with all the partners and coders. We begin to talk, i was asking them questions to get what they have in their minds. ME- Would you like it to be a contemporary, fresh look or classic and a company that has roots
The Logo that Fucks
Two for One Comics - House Of Muppets
I know this event is a tad old, but I was out of the loop for a while and the new Muppet movie just helps bring it all back. If you don’t get the joke, poop on you and also, here is the original: http://imgur.com/zaCsx . I haven’t seen the new Muppet movie, but I fondly remember the Muppets from my childhood. I’d take a bath, change into my sweet footie pajamas and curl up on mom’s lap. I’d hug my Roo the Kangaroo doll (who was white instead of brown, does anyone remember that? Must have been an 80′s racial issue) and wait silently for them to play the music.
Two for One Comics - Lex Percent
Here’s my first stab at a Filler Friday . I know the 99% jokes are played out, but I have little shame. I think that super villains get the shaft.
Eight Types of Hecklers and the Comedians Who Shut Them Up
In the 2007 documentary Heckler , Joe Rogan says that “the number one thing about hecklers is 100% of them are douchebags." A stand-up comedian's act depends on the audience reaction by nature, but when someone attempts to derail the performer's work, well, that's something a douchebag would do. Still, heckling creates exciting moments of discomfort for the audience, and hecklers have instigated some great moments in comedy ( Bryson Turner's comeback ) as well as some terrible moments ( Michael Richards incident ). Whether the outcome is funny, awkward, or awful, the eternal battle between heckler and stand-up is always fun to watch.
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Got a neck brace from decades of headbanging? Are those long black locks now wispy grey with a bald patch? Can't see your belt buckle due to your over-hanging beer gut? Well old-school metal fans, this page is for you. You're going out, and you have to decide which of your 50 black T-shirts you're going to wear.
Old School Heavy Metal Fans
* POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest. * THRASH METAL The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her. * HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess. * FOLK METAL The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing).
How To Tell The Difference Between Metal Genres
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me.
