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Top 10 Jokes Of 2014 - theImportance. To fill the silence, to crack up your friends, to get the girl, for a great laugh, here are the Top 10 Jokes Of 2014. 1.

Top 10 Jokes Of 2014 - theImportance

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

“Hey, son! Skippy's List: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army » Skippy's List. A quick note: I don’t mind if you want to quote a few items from my list of your site.

Skippy's List: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army » Skippy's List

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Office Pranking: A Photo Essay

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The Logo that Fucks

Bizarre Exam Answers!! Two for One Comics - House Of Muppets. I know this event is a tad old, but I was out of the loop for a while and the new Muppet movie just helps bring it all back.

Two for One Comics - House Of Muppets

If you don’t get the joke, poop on you and also, here is the original: I haven’t seen the new Muppet movie, but I fondly remember the Muppets from my childhood. Two for One Comics - Lex Percent. Here’s my first stab at a Filler Friday.

Two for One Comics - Lex Percent

I know the 99% jokes are played out, but I have little shame. I think that super villains get the shaft. Superheroes are always getting credit for persevering in the face of evil. Really though, the heroes almost always succeed, and when they lose it’s a gripping tale of heroism that is remembered for all time. That is, until their dead sidekick comes back to life. Villains though, they lose. To Do List. I Don't Feel Stupid Anymore. You just got REICHROLL'D!! 15 Signs Improved by Hilarious Graffiti from Ace of Base. Dungeons & Dragons & Bitches. Eight Types of Hecklers and the Comedians Who Shut Them Up.

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Old School Heavy Metal Fans

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