It's a liam god damn payne bromance primer (part 1) - My Inner Teenage Fangirl. It's a liam god damn payne bromance primer (part 2) - My Inner Teenage Fangirl. Louis Tomlinson’s sassiest moments... Niall Horan’s Bebo has given a new meaning to life. Hello Gangsta We’d filed the existence of Bebo under “Vague Memories 2007-2009”, so you can imagine our glee at the discovery of a certain Niall Horan’s Bebo page this week.
Since hearing about it on Twitter our lives haven’t been the same. Tea is constantly spluttered over our computer screens, and we’ve been fitting in the “F” word wherever we f*ckin’ can into f*ckin sentences. Before we have a nose through the One Direction singer’s vintage pics, take a look at some of our favourite parts from his profile page: “...ari everybod! Scared of: “dyin, ...bein scraped by a certain someones nails..f*ck sake it hurts....and bein kicked and punched in the balls by the same person..” Happiest when: “havin a laff...oh i love eh..some buzz....blarin the tunes(then the neighbours go mad)..watchin derby(not always)...and wi this person (no names)” Click next to see old pics of da pimp. The most immature One Direction Story we’ve ever written. Dear Nan, today at work we decided to screen grab and write a story about 1D’s crotches. Oh Scapers, we’re not going to dress this story up as being something that’s not perverse, immature and a bit gross.
You know us better than that. And we know you too, so can you just please, please, pleeaasse join us in laughing at One Direction’s bulges in this shot from the One Thing vid. Hahahaha, see it’s funny isn’t it? Well, funny for us, not for Harry Styles and Zayn Malik who can’t see theirs’. Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... willies... OK thanks for letting us share that with you, we promise to offer you something more profound for your next reading. Oh! Well that Justin Bieber sure likes to grab his crotch, doesn't he?
VIDEO: One Direction on hair issues & a Larry Stylinson snog. So much love in the room We're pretty big fans of One Direction over here at Sugarscape - we know, we know, we hide it well and almost never talk about it, but believe it or not we all know every world to Up All Night and have posters of them surrounding our desks, and one staff member even fancies Niall Horan's gran a bit because she looks a little bit like him.
It's pretty intense. But not quite as tense at the Larry Stylinson love... We had some burning questions we needed to put to the boys, mainly about hair and emotion (what else matters in life?) , and the boys did a pretty good job in answering them when MUZUtv dropped by - oh, and they had a little message for YOU! Harry Styles' dreams come true as girls start dressing like Louis Tomlinson. All they need now are some cats Harry Styles loves girls, we think that's a fair sweeping generalisation to say the least.
Harry Styles also loves Louis Tomlinson, and it seems his prayers have been answered and his two loves combined, as Directioners have begun dressing like Louis. We were going to put a picture of Frankie Sandford instead of Kim Kardashian, but that just looked like we hadn't even 'shopped it. "In Boston we did a meet and greet and these five girls came dressed as each of us," Harry told The Mirror. "They do that a lot. He went on to say some less exciting stuff about being appreciative, which just gave us time to wonder what it would be like if Louis dressed as a girl for Harry, rather than girls dressing as Louis...
"For us to even be here and have this kind of reaction is just incredible," said Hazza. "People are being so, so nice and welcomed us so much, and for them to have taken the interest that they have in us feels pretty special. " Whatevs. Louis Tomlinson is going to be a dad. A full report Ladies and Gentleman, there was so much excitement in the Sugarscape office that we literally couldn’t manage to tell you all about this news any sooner, but we are so delighted to hear that Louis Tomlinson is going to be a dad!
Louis Tomlinson on catching Harry Styles in bed with a girl. Aww, we bet his poor heart was broken.
Sadface. Harry Styles has spoken before about how his step-dad caught him in bed with a girl, and now it seems like Louis Tomlinson's had a go too. As in, had a go of catching Harry in bed. Not a go on Harry in bed. Although you never know. One Direction on losing their virginity and crotch issues. Harry Styles prefers a loose crotch The One Direction lads had a recent interview with the Times Style mag where they were asked about losing their virginity *faints for a few seconds*.
Considering the boys had already discussed nudity and Harry Styles' 'crotch issues' they suddenly got all shy about the virginity subject. Or maybe they're just saving the details to tell Sugarscape... The first thing 1D did conclude, however, was that none of them are virgins. Then when asked about what age they lost their sweet maidenhood, Zayn said, "A gentlemen would never say. " While Liam pipped in, "I can't remember. "