Kenny Powers. BEST OF KENNY POWERS. Eastbound & Down: Forums and News. Kenny Powers Quotes from Season 1 Eastbound & Down: Chapter 5. Buy Episode @ iTunes Oh, sh*t. I can’t do this. I’m about to have a f*cking panic attack. I need 4 Xanax, and 2 Miller Lites. These are the most memorable Kenny Powers quotes from this episode, and also include readings from the famous audiobook “You’re F*cking Out, I'm F*cking In”.
I’m laying down my new audiobook. [Is there anything special you want me to call the file?] I’m coming there as Kenny Powers the man, not the legend, the one he’s pissed at. Kenny Powers’ days of burning ass are done. I just figured I might as well look the part .... I’m just like you now, Dustin. Whatever needs to be set up for a pitching contest - set that sh*t up! I just want you to know that I’ve been thinking alot, about, you know, what happened at the cookout .... [you knocked his f*cking eye out] You’re goddamn right I did! Schaeffer! Readings From the Kenny Powers Audiobook These excerpts are taken from the yet-to-be-released audiobook recorded at Stevie Janowski’s house: Buy Kenny Powers Merchandise.
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