9 Hilariously Distressing Letters From Kids from You're Doing It Right. Children and Their Ideas. Wicked Wednesday - Sad Children. When I was your age.. Imagesfuneral-2ddirector-2d499x679. If You're Old Enough to Have A Girlfriend, You're Old Enough to Deal With Her Period. The one phrase that truly drives me insane, more even than "no fat chicks" or "the kitchen is closed," is this gem: Never trust something that bleeds for 3 days and doesn't die.
Amongst a certain set of Oklahoma rednecks, this is as common a bumper sticker slogan as "No Jap Crap" or Calvin pissing all over the Chevy logo/a Darwin fish/an Arab person. Menstruation is just as scary as homos and people from other countries! I can still remember freaking out teenage boys by throwing wrapped, unused tampons at them on the school bus, watching them scatter and scream from a freaking piece of plastic! It was hilarious. But those were boys, and at some point, we expect them to become men. Do you think we want to be this way? If we, the bleeders, can learn to handle the situation rationally, I really think you can, too. Which brings us, of course, to period sex. But wanting to jump in and splash around in there is not mandatory. So seriously, just man up and handle it. Uterus. Rating: NOT AWESOME. And being overly dramatic will not solve anything.
Am I supposed to feel sorry for you when you are lying around bleeding like that? That’s my f**king blood you are wasting! Have you ever stopped to consider how your childish tantrums affect my life? Babies Tasting Lemons for the First Time (14 GIFs) When the whole world is new to you, there are surprises around every corner.
Below are some really funny animated GIFs of babies tasting lemons for the first time. (via) You may also like: George's Humour - Some Children Are Quick. Things People Said: Kid Quotes. Sometimes kids say things in innocence that are simply hilarious.
Here's an assortment of selected quotations from kids. Quick Quotations: "I'm being haive! " -- 2 year old son, when his mother told him told to behave "I'm not an oxymoron! " -- 7 year old "TNT. " -- Given as an answer for a written spelling bee, when the teacher called the word "dynamite. " I Feel So Old: "This is the biggest CD I've ever seen! " What We Learned From the Ice Storm of 1998: "Never take your little sister to a shelter. " -- 12 year old "Trees aren't as strong as I thought they were. " -- 11 year old "Not to kid around saying timber around people. " -- 12 year old "Don't live in Maine. " -- 13 year old "I learned that if you plug your generator into your TV, VCR, or your computer, it will cause too much friction and it will blow up.
" -- 10 year old "I didn't miss school at all. Kid Stories: The other day my five year old grandson was lounging on my lap. I declined the offer. "You're both old," he replied. The childhood beliefs site - I Used To Believe.