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So you see an ad in the paper from a lab looking for test subjects.
Healthy foods, like reality show stars, tend to be both high-maintenance and tasteless.
A thousand years ago, consulting a doctor about abdominal pains would have earned you a week in bed, covered with leeches, while a shaman sprayed chicken blood all over your torso. These days it seems to most of us that medical science has advanced a little since then.