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Tumblr Proves Gay Porn GIFs Are Applicable For Every Situation. Bad Gay Porn Acting | Funny Video | Cheesy Porn Acting | Gay Porn Storyline. Filed under: Patrick, Totally GAY! , VideosAuthor: PatrickDate: Feb 3, 2013 The thing about porn (more so back in the day) is that there’s often a very cheesy storyline coupled with some really awful acting… I mean… so I’ve heard. Nowadays it’s more about the “reality” porn or any and everything involved “straight” guys. Anyway, a while back someone with a bit of extra time compiled a handfull of clips that demonstrate this really bad porn acting perfectly. As I mentioned, the actual scenarios are just as hilarious as the acting.

Bad Gay Porn Acting 1 Bad Gay Porn Acting 2 Bad Gay Porn Acting 3 Bad Gay Porn Acting 4 Bad Gay Porn Acting 5. Who am I to judge the Pope, says gay man. He carries a special book/folder In what his friends claim is a softening of his stance on Popes, 38-year-old gay chef Tom Logan claimed he was fine with them as long as they didn’t do any Pope stuff. He said: “If a person is a Pope but has good will, who am I to judge them? “And it would be even more ridiculous if I were to say that then continue by telling Popes how to behave. “After all I am just a bloke, albeit a bloke with a funny hat – a chef’s hat.

Actually that does make me a bit special, so listen up.” Speaking from behind the vaguely pulpit-like oven at the restaurant where he works, Logan said: “It’s fine for a man to have Pope-ish feelings, as long as he does not act on them in any way. “You could argue that telling a Pope not to do any Pope behaviour, like taking mass or dressing up in robes, is essentially the same as telling them not to be a Pope. “Don’t even try to argue with me, or I will wave this spoon in an intimidating manner.” Really Grindr? Jeankd: shanellbklyn: anti-keiara: all—blk—everything: svllywood: validx2: Frozen in the hood how is this the hood. that is clearly a suburbian neighborhood. likeeeeeee can we stop with the casual racism? Thank you^^^ For real damn smh She’s probably studied dance for years and is enjoying the snow, but since she’s black…. yah know she MUST be hood.

This is how we know “ghetto” and “hood” are synonymous with blackness for white people, no matter what economic class we’re actually in; you will look at us the same way no matter what, so fuck respectability politics and trying to “polite” our way into civil rights. 14 Outrageous Secrets That a Homosexual Will Never Tell You | ChristWire. As corrupt legislators and activist jurists take a machete to human dignity, it’s important that we remind ourselves of the very worst aspects of the homosexual agenda. Be warned, however, these are things radical activists don’t want you to know. They will riot, they will bribe, they will attack life and liberty to hide these profoundly upsetting activities.

Today let us pull the curtain back on the gay world for a horrific look at the beginning of the end of traditional morality in America today. What follows is not something for the faint of heart. 1) Homosexuals bleach their anuses. 2) Mutual masturbation is the primary reason for gym membership. 3) “Homosexual Marriage” will usher in an epoch of international terror. 4) Heterosexual women are far less likely to get married if they socialize with gays. 5) Same sex desires are purposely being spread from humans to the animal kingdom. 7) Gay bars operate along the same principles as Muslim terrorist cells. Well played sir. 15 Things Gay Men Should Stop Being Afraid Of. 1. Shirts with sleeves.

I know nothing says “I’m here/queer” like an exposed arm moment but maybe you should start experimenting with wearing things that cover your body. Perhaps you should own a turtleneck? Ha ha, I’m just kidding. A turtleneck is enemy #1 in the gay world. When you see all that fabric, you start to sweat and swat at invisible flies. “GET IT OFF ME, GET IT OFF ME! 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. Tagged Body Fat, bros, Dancing, Fear, Gay Culture, Lesbians, Life, Self-loathing, Straight People, Uncategorized. Gay Bible. Claim: Pink Cross Publishing is about to publish a gay revision of the Bible. Example:[Collected via e-mail, May 2012] gay revision of holy bible on dead serious news... is this truth? Move over Adam and Eve. Here comes Adam and Steve, as well as Samantha and Delilah.

A newly revised gay-friendly Bible is set to go on sale in the next few weeks. Reaction to the announcement has been met with venom from conservative Christian groups. Pink Cross Publishing, the same company that published a gay-friendly version of the Koran, stated that they were adding the finishing touches to the newly revised Bible. [Rest of article here.] Origins: In April 2010, the Dead Serious News web site published an article proclaiming that "a newly revised gay-friendly Bible is set to go on sale in the next few weeks. " cited articles are nothing more than spoofs: the Dead Serious News web site's About page notes "Dead Serious News is a satirical website that is updated on an irregular basis. Secret Gay Agenda Revealed. Why The Gays Hate Their Bodies | Hommemaker. Dear Straight People, Every morning when I wake up, this is what I think I look like: Meanwhile, laying right next to me is my boyfriend. He looks like this: I know what you’re thinking.

Not only does my model boyfriend look like a model, my friends look like this: I never sought out to have friends with such perfect bodies. For full disclosure, this is approximately what my body looks like right now: I’m not showing you this because I want you to tell me how gross/amazing I look (please don’t). I, like many Gays, have a terrible relationship with my body. Why The Gays Hate Their Bodies By Orlando Dumond Soria 1. Because men are inherently superficial and inferior to women, we rely on visual cues for arousal. 2. Same sex couples compare themselves with one another. 3. I’m not kidding. 4. (He’s a bartender). 5. Let’s face it, Gay people are better at life than straight people. 6. I have no idea when it happened, but at some point shirts stopped being an option at Gay parties. 7. 8. 9. 10. Santorum. Super mario group. The DOs And DON'Ts Of Grindr.