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Assorted Jokes from Physics, Engineering, Math, etc Here are some great jokes selected from some of the discussion in this slashdot posting. Enjoy! Classification If it wiggles it's biology... Pecking order of the sciences: Biologists answer only to Chemists. -or- The biologist wants to be a chemist. So the teacher assigns to Ada, Bob, Charles and Danna to go home and figure out what is 2 + 2. Ada, the daughter of a mathematician, asks her dad. Bob asks his mom, who is an engineer. Charles asks his dad, the phycisist, and he responds: "Well, it is about pi on a zeroth order calculation" Finally, Danna ask his dad, who is an accountant: "Dad, how much is 2 + 2?" Actually, the engineer whould say that it's about 5, but numbers aren't available that low, and we need to account for safety, so let's make it 10. Poles The pilot of a plane on its way out of Poland dies unexpectedly in flight. More Poles A 747 was flying along and was full of Polish people. Too many poles in the right hand plane. Control Theory Better Wash... A little poem... Solar Physics Assorted Jokes from Physics, Engineering, Math, etc
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