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Why Nikola Tesla was the greatest geek who ever lived. Anne Rice FAQ. Whoo, tough one here.

Anne Rice FAQ

This is a question, as you can imagine, that leads into some dangerous waters. Let's start with age: While there is nothing in the text which specifically states Armand's age when Marius saves him we do know that he's forever trapped in the body of a 17 year old. Text in TVA suggests that Marius knew Armand for 2 years before turning him, which would place him at age 15 when the two of them first met. However, text in TVA also suggests that Armand only just entered puberty when under Marius's care which would make him either a late bloomer or a much younger 11-13. It is canon that the two of them were lovers when Armand was still mortal. So it can now be said that at the very least Marius took an at least 15 year old Armand for his lover.

Does this make him a pedophile? What's the verdict, then? I'll let her words speak for themselves (this was taken from the message on her phone line, the number of which was listed earlier): "Good morning everybody. Derailing for Dummies. Not Always Right: The Book. Dear Readers, We are proud to announce Not Always Right’s first-ever book: Not Always Right: Hilarious and Horrific Tales of Customers Gone Wrong.

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