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Tenori. The 10 Types of Crappy Interviewees. All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP. Little girl parking bike | Best Funny Animated Gifs Updated Dail. Everyone Has A Price ... (Comic) 8 Amazing Stories of Ninja Failure. We tend to think of ninjas as anachronistic creatures of myth, but Im here to tell you the ninja is completely real. He is alive and well in our modern day culture. Its just that he sucks now, and is usually under arrest. The ninja is a creature of stealth and subtlety; he is a shadow that lives; a whisper in the night; a guy screaming on a street corner and waving nunchucks around? A man in Vernon, Connecticut was arrested for loudly and repeatedly threatening to beat up Senator Joe Liebermann while dressed entirely in a black ninja outfit and brandishing a pair of nunchucks at 11 oclock in the morning.What They Did Right: Liebermann is an appropriate ninja target.

What They Did Wrong: The black outfit is a staple of the ninja mythos: It conceals the ninja, making him one with the night. A. B. 11 oclock in the morning. C. The Ninja Always Rings Twice New Jersey police became suspicious when they spotted two teenagers loitering in a parked vehicle. What They Did Right: Jesus Christ, dude. Binsybaby: Oh I don't even know. I need practice do. Gummi Bear Surgery. The brain and heart ones are the best. Also see... I'meme not feeling so good! Stumble here??? You have to check out our latest joke if you aren't a regular A couple of guys dropped this gummy bear gif in the comments.. Dammit, Who Let Jim Near The Bat-Signal?! 2009-09-22-caveman_science_fiction.jpg (JPEG Billede, 960x1299 p. 117 Funniest Creative Job and Recruitment Ads | JobMob - Stumble. 14tmuc4.jpg (image) [dwarf fortress, pic heavy] Illustrated battle report: Bronzemur. Vinne Pukh - Russian Winnie the Pooh. Vinni: Have you got a rifl.