What do you get when cross a kangaroo with a rabbit? I don't know, but it has to be safer than crossing a kangaroo with a gorilla.
Whats the difference between a lollipop and a Popsicle? You lick them both, but sometimes the Popsicle wines and licks you stuck.
Whats similar between a coon and coonie? Just the first 4 letters.
Whats the difference between a laptop and a notebook? Who cares they look the same to me.
Whats do you get when you dig for oil? Not a thing, except maybe some water. You need to use an oil rig to dig for oil ! And then you only strike oil if you lucky or good.
Why is the sky blue? Because someone decided to paint it that color.
Is a turtle ever faster then a rabbit ? Yes, if you have a dead rabbit. By the way the turtle also wins on bugs bunny, but they tricked bugs bunny and its more than one rabbit.
When did the turtle cross the street? I don't know, I was too tired waiting.
What is black and orange? A bruised up pumpkin after Jason got through it.
Is a Joker the best card on the deck? No, it is all relative to what you are playing.