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But the disciplinary action has provoked controversy – because the student says that the ban violates his rights, as the pirate costume is part of his religion. Bryan Killian says that he follows the Pastafarian religion, and that as a crucial part of his faith, he must wear 'full pirate regalia' as prescribed in the holy texts of Pastafarianism. The school, however, say that his pirate garb was disruptive. Pastafarians follow the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pictured), and believe that the world was created by the touch of his noodly appendage. Furthermore, they acknowledge pirates as being 'absolute divine beings', and stress that the worldwide decline in the number of pirates has directly led to global warming. Since then, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has gained countless followers worldwide, although there are those who remain spagnostic.
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Barry Delaney, 25, had agreed with Pte Kevin Elliott that when one of them died, the other should wear such a dress to his funeral. Pte Elliott, from the Black Watch, was killed while on foot patrol in the Babaji District of Helmand province in Afghanistan on 31 August. Mr Delaney wore the dress and neon pink socks to his funeral on Tuesday. Most Realistic Game Ever: Only the best online videos : Play Stop Go. Get Over It. Thursday, October 7th, 2010 :: 9:05 am I don’t think we’ll ever get over something that well again.
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