Funny
A student has been suspended from school in America for coming to class dressed as a pirate. But the disciplinary action has provoked controversy – because the student says that the ban violates his rights, as the pirate costume is part of his religion. Bryan Killian says that he follows the Pastafarian religion , and that as a crucial part of his faith, he must wear 'full pirate regalia' as prescribed in the holy texts of Pastafarianism . The school, however, say that his pirate garb was disruptive. Pastafarians follow the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pictured), and believe that the world was created by the touch of his noodly appendage. Furthermore, they acknowledge pirates as being 'absolute divine beings', and stress that the worldwide decline in the number of pirates has directly led to global warming.
Student punished for spaghetti beliefs
Man wears lime green dress and pink socks to soldier friend's funeral - A man who wore a lime green dress to a soldier's funeral has said he did it to honour a pact they made together. Barry Delaney, 25, had agreed with Pte Kevin Elliott that when one of them died, the other should wear such a dress to his funeral. Pte Elliott, from the Black Watch, was killed while on foot patrol in the Babaji District of Helmand province in Afghanistan on 31 August. Mr Delaney wore the dress and neon pink socks to his funeral on Tuesday.
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Get Over It
Thursday, October 7th, 2010 :: 9:05 am I don’t think we’ll ever get over something that well again. Did you know that Buttersafe is going to be at the Alternative Press Expo on October 16th and 17th? It’s true! You will be able to to find us at table 419. For the first time ever at a convention, we will not be buying you pizza, but instead taking money from you (by force, if necessary) in exchange for non-edible goods.
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Dear friends, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join me in remembering a great icon. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin.Redneck Culinary Delight | Funny Redneck Jokes
Redneck Turtle Burger Boy does that look tasty. A little burnt on the ends but definitely a delight with the bacon wrapped around.
A Day in the Internet
<a href="http://www.onlineeducation.net/internet/"><img src="http://www.onlineeducation.net/internet/social-media-count_full.jpg" alt="A Day in the Internet" width="500" height="1624" border="0" /></a><br />Created by <a href="http://www.onlineeducation.net">Online Education</a> Created by Online Education The internet is a huge place but just how much information is passed each day?
Great Date
Invisible Bread’s One Year Anniversary! April 11th, 2012 Yup! It’s been one year since I announced and launched Invisible Bread !Italian Boy in confession Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl’.
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My 1st Day of Employment « OpenFreak.Com
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, ‘Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’ The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,Facebook pranks: Trolling your friends on Facebook | Top Tier Tactics
What if conclusions were windows that you jumped out of, instead of on to? Who invented Mondays, anyway? Was it God?
(I witness a medium-sized customer, wearing a business suit, ordering coffee.) Customer: “I thought I told you to make a double-double with milk, not this swill with cream!” Cashier: “I’m sorry, sir.