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A student has been suspended from school in America for coming to class dressed as a pirate. But the disciplinary action has provoked controversy – because the student says that the ban violates his rights, as the pirate costume is part of his religion. Bryan Killian says that he follows the Pastafarian religion, and that as a crucial part of his faith, he must wear 'full pirate regalia' as prescribed in the holy texts of Pastafarianism. The school, however, say that his pirate garb was disruptive. Pastafarians follow the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pictured), and believe that the world was created by the touch of his noodly appendage. Furthermore, they acknowledge pirates as being 'absolute divine beings', and stress that the worldwide decline in the number of pirates has directly led to global warming. Student punished for spaghetti beliefs
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Man wears lime green dress and pink socks to soldier friend's funeral - A man who wore a lime green dress to a soldier's funeral has said he did it to honour a pact they made together. Barry Delaney, 25, had agreed with Pte Kevin Elliott that when one of them died, the other should wear such a dress to his funeral. Pte Elliott, from the Black Watch, was killed while on foot patrol in the Babaji District of Helmand province in Afghanistan on 31 August. Mr Delaney wore the dress and neon pink socks to his funeral on Tuesday. Man wears lime green dress and pink socks to soldier friend's funeral - on SodaHead
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Get Over It Thursday, October 7th, 2010 :: 9:05 am I don’t think we’ll ever get over something that well again. Did you know that Buttersafe is going to be at the Alternative Press Expo on October 16th and 17th? It’s true! You will be able to to find us at table 419. For the first time ever at a convention, we will not be buying you pizza, but instead taking money from you (by force, if necessary) in exchange for non-edible goods.
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Great Date *two people are sitting at a table man: this date is going great! woman: i agree *a fly starts buzzing in front of the man* *man prepares to clap the fly* *man claps and misses* *fly buzzes some more, man appears angry* *man tries to clap the fly again and misses* woman: get the fly! man: i'm trying! *man clap fly in hands* man: gotcha!
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My 1st Day of Employment « OpenFreak.Com So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, ‘Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’ The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
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Redneck Home Remodels Everyone has their dream home but because the expense often outweighs the reality, we work with what we have and remodel piece by piece. Even with this more frugal approach, it can be costly; therefore, the list below is an inspirational group of visionaries that have taken their remodeling into their own hands, showing us how to save a buck in the process. (We thought we’d change things up a bit today and present some home renovations you might not be doing in the near future.