Teleportation Shots (Portal Shots) First Shot... CheapCooking.com: Cheap Quick Easy Recipes for your Family, Cheap Healthy Recipes, Grocery List on a Budget. Fastfood Meals for Failures. If you're anything like me, absolutely everything that you see, smell and feel is a chilling reminder that this Earth is a cold, unfeeling timebomb that will go off at any moment. A breeze is a tribute to the chaos and unfairness of a world that has forgotten you, birds chirp a tune in the key of If God Ever Existed He Is Dead Now, and the bright sun is a glowing beacon of We're-All-Going-to-Die-Alone-in-the-End. No one will mourn you, because no one will be left. Understanding that, I present to you 5 Meals for Hungry Failures, because we are all both of those things.
These are very specific meals for a very specific kind of miserable. Because, hell, we're all going to die, so you might as well just eat like a king. The KFC Double Down Where You'd Get It: KFC, and then again in hell. Why You'd Get It: We can no longer avoid the fact that our way of life is entirely unsustainable. What is it? Ordering: I've had the KFC Double Down twice. "You want a Double Down? Immediately After Eating It: Drink for Free - How to Get Free Drinks. We're not talking about the free drinks you RSVP for, or find on Facebook or on a happy-hour chalkboard.
Not "drink specials" (more on that another week). These aren't drinks you seek out at all. They're surprises, modest rewards for you being you. They're drinks that are granted to us by generous people: friends, family, coworkers, bartenders. The first thing is, the free drink shouldn't be turned down. Often, the drink should be honored with a small toast. Speaking of generosity: There is no drink more special than the one given to you by a bartender at the end of the night. Paul Gustings, a bartender at Tujague's, one of our favorite bars in New Orleans, recently told us: "'May I? ' So, if you want to be rewarded by a bartender, just be better than that guy over there.
. • Order confidently and simply. You do all that in a bar, you'll be rewarded. This is the second in an ongoing series of instructions, or at least suggestions, regarding how to comport yourself while drinking. Peanut Butter Pretzel Bites. Sometime in February, while cruising around the web, I found a simple little recipe for a peanut butter pretzel sandwich dipped in chocolate. I made them for my sweetheart and my friends for Valentine's day, as they all adore the salty/sweet contrast as well as the peanut butter/chocolate combination. I enjoyed the treats too, but felt they were a little too rich and chocolaty (wait, is that possible?). Since then, I've played around with the technique of making these little candies and the ratio of filling to pretzel to chocolate. My favorite iteration uses the square or round "checker" pretzels, a combination of brown and powdered sugar in the filling and a mere half dip in chocolate.
This dessert is a crowd pleaser, I've yet to meet someone who can stop at just eating one! Combine peanut butter and softened butter in a large bowl with a fork or whisk. Use a teaspoon measure, or a small cereal spoon to scoop the filling. Makes about 45 sandwiches. 50 Ways to Never Waste Food Again - Planet Green. 45 Homemade Foods You Can Make Yourself (But Never Thought You Could) - Planet Green.