I'M 15 AND I'VE SLEPT WITH MEN OVER 300 TIMES! O Fortuna Misheard Lyrics Video. Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night. Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations. The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.
Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child? "Witness: "I only have one, you know. " Lawyer: "Now, Mrs.