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Make my crush high pop. Dogshaming. Ugly Renaissance Babies. Indexed - PUBLISHED WEEKDAY MORNINGS AS THE COFFEE BREWS. I Love Charts. Dancer a Day. Officials Say the Darndest Things. That sentence – that motivation for the report – may show deep, emotional feeling on the part of the senator, but I don’t think it leads you to an objective report.

Officials Say the Darndest Things

Former CIA and NSA director MIchael Hayden, on Sen. Diane Feinstein’s motivations behind the CIA interrogation report: to “ensure that an un-American, brutal program of detention and interrogation will never again be considered or permitted.” Dumb, dumb, dumb. Sen. Patrick Leahy, D-Vt., reacting to news that USAID created a social network to try to undermine the Cuban government. I have full access to the recliner. Kansas Senator Pat Roberts, on his “residence" in his home state, a donor’s house that he pays $300 a month to occasionally stay at overnight. Baltimore’s police commissioner, whilst fielding questions about why the city’s homicide rate spiked last year though it fell elsewhere in the country. Funny tweets on Happy Place. The funniest tweets from Twitter.

10 Must-Follow Fake Twitter Celebs [PICS] Fuck Yeah Fictional Maps. Fuck Yeah Disney Lines. Disney Face Swap. Ok tumblr, I know the power of the internet so just hear me out right quick as I ask for a simple favor.

Disney Face Swap

See those cereal boxes up there? If you buy any Kellogg’s product with that Free Book logo on it there is a 16 digit code inside your box of cereal. Now, when you get three of those codes together you submit them online and they will send you a free Scholastic book. Now I’m sure you’re wondering why I’m bringing it up, so here goes.I teach first grade at a school where the kids have little to nothing. Through generous donations (government, three square, various community partners, etc.) the kids get backpacks, clothes, shoes, free breakfast/lunch, and some school supplies. Clearly this isn’t a faceswap, but I’ll make an entire months worth of swaps tomorrow to make up for the off topic post. I cant imagine my own childhood without the wonder and sense of escape from less than ideal circumstances that books gave me.

The disney princess. The disney princess random archive ask me rss Anna Ariel Aurora Belle Cinderella Elsa Jasmine Merida Mulan Pocahontas Rapunzel Snow White Tiana My Disney Flickr Disney World Pictures Disney Princess Challenge theme + powered by tumblr 3 hours ago on 19 April 2014 @ 6:39pm + 3,645 notesvia wdwpics (originally wdwpics)

the disney princess

Rich World Problems - There Are Real Problems. Then There Are... White Whine - A Collection of First-World Problems. And the Gator was like... Tuesday, May 8, 2012 When it comes that time to update my password I’m like: Then it tells me the word I thought I made up is in the dictionary, I’m like: Source: (realitytvgifs) Waiting to see the advisors in CLAS at the beginning and end of the semester I’m waiting like: Trying to walk through Plaza of the Americas during lunch time Source: (Realitytvgifs) Parking in the Reitz Union When you spot an all day parking spot, it’s like: I have not forgotten you dear blog expect more scenarios/suggestions later today.

And the Gator was like...

Friday, May 4, 2012 When I lost my Gator One The First time, I was like: The second time, I was like: By the third time, I was like: When I first when to Lake Wauburg. What's in the box? 8.30am The first pick up and delivery of the day is always the best.

What's in the box?

When I am driving to collect the first box of the day, I try to guess what colour it will be and what will be in it. If the tape on the box is the kind you can lift and put back, I have a look. Sometimes there is food in there. I don't eat it though as that would be against the Courier Code. Horsey Surprise.