ARE YOU A REAL PILOT? from Joe Burton. An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot? ' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. Really cool way to pick up chicks from tusinde. Mission Impossible Squirrel. I will do this one day. Elderly-ninja.jpg (JPEG Image, 375x500 pixels) - Scaled (99%) Muppet Show - Manamana - Dailymotion-Video. Historically Hardcore. October 18th, 2011.
Both comments and pings are currently closed. You may have seen a version of these floating around which looked to be promotions for The Smithsonian Museum. They are in fact a series of self promotional work from the team at An Erratic Perspective. The Smithsonian Museum reference was initially included to make the posters more authentic, but removed to avoid confusion after the posters viral popularity on the internet. In any event, the series deserves a mention. E-mails from an Asshole. Original ad: childcare needed looking for a responsible and dedicated person to babysit my two children during the week. you will be needed monday through friday, from 7 AM to 4:30 PM. email me at ***********@comcast.net and we can talk about pay.
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The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur's youthful happiness. So he offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer; if, after a year, he still had no answer, he would be killed. The question was: What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and, to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query.
Sometimes, 4Chan Users Do The Right Thing : The Two-Way. 4Chan is a cesspool. That's not even editorializing. A few minutes on the notorious, free-for-all Internet message board that gave birth to Anonymous will — in the famous words of Gawker — "melt your brain. " hide captionThis is the photo posted on 4Chan last night. Anonymous But every once in a while, they do the right thing — like today. As Hypervocal reports, last night a 4Chan user posted a picture of someone standing on two containers full of lettuce with the taunting caption: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King. " Within 15 minutes, the community turned on him and started analyzing the picture. White Women's Workout from slimchev007.
The magic button — Make Everything OK. By Chriswastaken, Area, and Nelson Abalos Jr. 'Milk In My Sippy Cup': Pint-Sized Kid Stars In Adorable Rap Video. A little boy in a striped shirt, a blue hat, and loose-fitting pants potters around his yard, playing with a yellow ball.
He stumbles and drops the ball, which lands on a tambourine. Just another cute YouTube video, right? Wrong. Why Nikola Tesla was the greatest geek who ever lived. Additional notes from the author: If you want to learn more about Tesla, I highly recommend reading Tesla: Man Out of Time Also, this Badass of the week by Ben Thompson is what originally inspired me to write a comic about Tesla.
Ben's also got a book out which is packed full of awesome. There's an old movie from the 80s on Netflix Instant Queue right now about Tesla: The Secret of Nikola Tesla. It's corny and full of bad acting, but it paints a fairly accurate depiction of his life. The drunk history of Tesla is quite awesome, too. OMG Cute Things. How to get more likes on Facebook. Sleep Over. Pillow. Angry Clerk Turns a Robbery Fail Into a Major Win. 10006-1339429624-13.jpg (JPEG Image, 625x457 pixels) Its Not Difficult To Make A Woman Happy. Pimp Rules: List For 'Da Game Of Hoez' Seized During Arrest Of Steve McDaniel, Sandra Russell. Pimpin' ain't easy.
The sentiment was made clear Tuesday when New York officers released 10 pimp bylaws they seized while arresting alleged pimp Steve McDaniel and his accomplice, Sandra Russell, Patch reports. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you "Rules 2 Da game of Hoez!!! " The list -- reportedly prepared by 29-year-old McDaniel at his home on Long Island -- is full of cringe-worthy and misspelled advice, including, "No matter how much you like or care for 1 or any of them, don't trust none of them. (Like Scarface who do I trust?? Me that's who..) " PHOTO: Rules 2 Da game of Hoez!!! Suffolk County Sheriff's deputies raided the duo's home Tuesday and arrested them on charges that they ran a prostitution and drug ring, in which they paid hookers in heroin, The Smoking Gun reports.
McDaniels allegedly sent the instructive letter to Russel, who ran the prostitution ring, according to Patch. Both are in jail on charges of drug possession and sale, and a count of conspiracy. It's Time To Get Classy. Hawaiian Memes BRAH. Drinkinggame.jpg (JPEG Image, 1023x708 pixels) - Scaled (70%) I Comes Wif 2 Subwoofers Picture. Funny Image: Dog Comes With 2 Sub Woofers. Cat gets caught barking by a human and resumes meowing. Holyshitmoon.jpg. Budweiser Lizards Commercial - The Ferret Sings. Why I Should Touch Your Butt: A Powerpoint Presentation. -social-facepalm-1320356251.jpg (JPEG Image, 596x640 pixels) - Scaled (95%) Teachers At Massachusetts High School Pull Spectacular Stealth Disco Prank on Unsuspecting Students.
105. Historically Hardcore. Historically Hardcore is an advertising campaign created by Jenny Burrows and Matt Kappler for the Smithsonian Institution, one of the biggest american institution of museums.
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Thanks for visiting! Rate this Post. Star Wars: A New Hope – As Retold on Facebook. E-mails from an Asshole - StumbleUpon. Original ad: Hey there! My roommate and I are looking for another housemate. We live in a large apartment in Upper Darby. There are two bedrooms and a spacious living area. The rent is $250 a month, which includes cable, internet, electric, and water. My roommate and I are both vegans and will only live with another vegan. If you are a vegan and want to live with two vegans who respect your personal space, please e-mail us. The Bureau of Communication - Fill-in-the-blank Correspondence.
Gonad Man - Episode 1. Happens all the time. How much?! I’ll get you for this… ONE OF THE FUNNIEST COMMERCIALS EVER. Bud Ice - Penguin - 1996 TV Commercial. How to: Man Hug. The man hug can be a revelation amongst long lost friends, equally it can be one of those awkward moments when the etiquette is not quite right and you can be made to feel like an extra in a George Michael home video! Well as part of St Patricks Day, the friendliest day of the year, those people over at Guinness have released a video lesson on how to perfect the man hug and bring peace and prosperity to all mankind.
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