Guy Stumbles on Treadmill, Loses Pants. 10 Real Patents for Bizarre Products - CollegeHumor Picture Gallery. These are all 100% real patents filed with the US patent office. Now I'm not saying that these don't have a use: I'm sure if I needed to know the time and the only thing around was a clock teddy bear, I'd be grateful to have it. It's just that many of these seem poorly thought it. But judge for yourself. Here's 10 bizarre patents filed with the patent office. If you want to know more information about any of these, you can find them on Google Patent Search. Drive-By Beer Bus Spanking. 12 Pictures of Bad Luck on Friday the 13th - CollegeHumor Picture Gallery. In 2004, Donald Dossey, founder of the Stress Management Center and Phobia Institute estimated that $800 - $900 million is lost on Friday 13th because people don't fly or do the business they normally do. As unfounded as these superstitions may be, today is the perfect day for a little schadenfreude.
Here's 12 pictures of people in unlucky situations. Warning Sign in Africa. Telephone Pole Repaired with Tape. Seal attends seaworld. "Staff Jokes - July 12, 2012" by CH Staff. Wash your Anus. Polar bear fails to break through ice. Attempt at dive does not go as planned. HCOONa Appended with "Matata" on Chemistry Exam. Woman Falls Trying to Jump Over String.
Guy Fights Fire with Bucket of Water. House Advertised as Not Haunted. Guy Pops into Background from Nowhere. Facebook. Goofy Face Photobomb. Dog Invades Cat Climbing Tree. Wristwatch Fail. 15 Moments of Imminent Disaster - CollegeHumor Picture Gallery. Sometimes a picture captures that perfect moment between fun and pain, dry and wet, safety and disaster.
This gallery celebrates that in-between stage, just moments before disaster strikes. Creepy Cow in Rear View Mirror. Kid Proud of Farting in Mom's Lap. Blonde License Plate Upside-Down. The most powerful force on earth is not love. BEST PICTURES OF THE WEEK (JUNE 29, 2012) - CollegeHumor Picture Gallery. BEST PICTURES OF THE WEEK (JUNE 29, 2012) - CollegeHumor Picture Gallery. Free Kittens Sign on Creepy Mannequin. Spider-Man Flies Out of Pitcher's Butt. Screenshot of Bigfoot Caught on Tape. Friends Photobombed by Joseph. Hamster Squeezes Head through Tiny Hole. Kid Overly Excited about Yu-Gi-Oh! Scrapbook. Hummer Parked Sideways Across Handicapped Spot. Gravestone: Arthur Spanks His Wife Katherine. Shrimp Scented Air Freshener Prank. Car Chase Leads Cop Cars in Circle. Billboard Implicates News Anchors in Rape Case.
Group Gathered around Guy Whose Hair is on Fire. Guy Gets Hit in the Balls with Tractor Tire. Restaurant Serves Tears of Our Enemies. Cat Jumps to Swipe at Camera. Bus Apologizes for Crashing through Store. Man in Blackface, Boots, Short Shorts, Fur Coat with Mohawk. Kid in Shopping Cart Drags Head on Floor. Tan Mother Charged with Bringing Daughter into Tanning Salon. Two Raccoons Paddling a Canoe. Baby Falls Asleep Immediately After Lying Down.
Boobs per Episode of Game of Thrones. Football Player Misses End Zone While Celebrating. "Happy Almost 1 Week Anniversary" Truck. Guilty Convict Looks Way Too Happy. Terrifying Emu Eats Food Pellets. Tape for Toilet Paper. Having a Throat or Mouth Listed as Risk Factor for Throat Cancer. Car with Poorly Loaded Big Screen TVs. Harry, Ron, and Hermione IRL. Anderson Cooper Holding a 37-lb Cat. Puppy Lunges at Apathetic Cat. Ram Hanging from Powerline by Horn. Bicyclist Face Plants into Front Tire. NASCAR Fan has Number Shaved into Back Hair. Man Hangs from Motorcycle on Tightrope Driven by Bear. Blastoise Made of Cheese. Hot Air Balloon Crashes into Porta-Potties. Cat in Bag Creates Cat-Man Optical Illusion. 10 Bears Who Can't Seem To Stay On Their Feet - CollegeHumor Picture Gallery. Contrary to popular BEARlief, these fuzzy fellas aren't all that graceful.
But that doesn't make them any less human. The fact that they're bears do. Slip n Slide Fail. Old Woman Ruins Picture by Scooting Through It. Woman Sits On Uncomfortable Looking Pole. Swimmer Scares Cat by Pool. 15 Pictures of Trees That Look Dirty - CollegeHumor Picture Gallery. Happy Arbor Day! Celebrate the beautiful majesty of mother nature by looking at some trees that look like dicks. Panda Garden Sign Has Picture of Koala. Hippo Pulling Cart. Electric Road Sign Reads "Dicks in Your Mouth." Boy Covered with Lizards. The extremely rare Nissan Altim8, Fantabulous edition. Facebook Post Contains Both Dick Joke and "RIP Grandpa" Upside Down House in Parking Lot. Paying for Items Online by Putting Credit Card in CD Slot. Dog Sitting Strangely. Chemical Recation Creates Crazy Foam.
Weird Banana Man Shoots Bananas Out of His Nose. "10 Ways To Tell If You're A Terrible Parent" Parenting is a tough job, no one will ever tell you otherwise. Except probably these parents because they are obviously horrible people. If you're this woman, you're doing it wrong. When Patricia Krentcil's freshly tanned five-year-old is old enough to be terrified of her mother's face, she may put herself up for adoption. Sorry, sorry, that was harsh. Now, I'm not 100% on this because I'm not a parent or anything, but I don't think you're supposed to put anything with a heartbeat into a microwave. If you get a matching tattoo with your 10-year-old, you're doing it wrong. If you're giving your not even a decade old daughter botox injections, you're doing it wrong. If you're funneling beer the day your baby was probably born, you're doing it wrong. If you're letting your toddler smoke anything, you're doing it wrong.
If you're doing anything sexual in front of your infant while he/she lies on a cold tile floor, you're doing it wrong. "Name of Thrones: Who Every Game of Thrones Character Is" by CH Staff. Stupid Game of Thrones Characters. Game of Thrones House Sigils for Other TV Families. The 10 Best "Overly Attached Girlfriend" Images - CollegeHumor Picture Gallery.
17 Commencement Speeches By Awesome Comedians. As the spring semester draws to a close, college seniors everywhere are not only getting ready for their last final exams, but are also preparing to enter the intimidating world of adulthood. But if there is one bright spot in the dwindling days of college life, it's commencement day.
You can finally get your hands on that hard-earned degree, take pictures with all your friends and family and, if you're lucky, maybe even hear a commencement address from a hilarious comedian. Some of the funniest people in the world have visited college graduation ceremonies to deliver the keynote address. The likes of Conan O'Brien, Stephen Colbert, Amy Poehler and Jon Stewart have all given hysterical commencement speeches, while at the same time offering some genuine advice, wisdom and encouragement to college graduates who are about to set off into "the real world. " Loading Slideshow Related on HuffPost: Sexy and They Know It.
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