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"Here grandma, I wrote directions on the remote so you'd stop calling me everyday." Ozzy Pranks Wax Museum Patrons. Elevator.jpg (JPEG Image, 543x467 pixels) Banksy_02.jpg (JPEG Image, 1128x740 pixels) - Scaled (75%) All That Is Interesting - The First Zombie-Proof House. Somehow, ritual drunk-conversation concerning team captains for the apocalypse has become a major part of the lives of 20-somethings.

All That Is Interesting - The First Zombie-Proof House

Having been matured in the Grandaddy-crowned masterpiece film (put “A.M. 180” on and forget that you have a job) 28 Days Later and the best-selling Zombie Survival Guide, we’re all a little too ready to deal with the 2012 zombie apocalypse of our dreams. “The Safe House,” designed by KWK Promes, starts to get eerily close to something I could work with, if say 200 bludgeoned members of the undead army came over to eat their way into borrowing some sugar.

“The most essential item for our clients was acquiring the feeling of maximum security,” begins the designers’ website in the summary of the structure. Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! (Thanks go to Brother Heathen_Basher for helping me with the scriptural side of this.)

Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Minecraft is not really a video game. It is amazingly much worse than that. It is as if Satan, Second Life and The Sims all had a huge sex orgy and Minecraft was the bastard child that came out of it. Jenny vs. Spencer. JENNY vs. SPENCER: SPENCER RESPONDS! I'm sure that everyone has seen Jenny quitting via dry-erase board, but now Jenny's mysterious boss has responded the same way. Image008.jpg (JPEG Image, 640x636 pixels) - Scaled (93%)