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I never argued on Facebook, but today I broke. Forever Alone Prank Flash Mob. Jenna Marbles Blog. When Insults Had Class | Maryannaville™ 5 Things Nobody Tells You About Being Poor. Being poor is like a game of poker where if you lose, the other players get to fuck you. And if you win, the dealer fucks you. A bunch of you reading this are among the 45 million "working poor" in America, and if you're not, you know somebody who is. Like me. Getty.comOr 60 percent of all retired NBA players, according to this site. I'm not blaming anybody but myself for getting into this situation (I was drunk for two straight decades) and I'm not asking for anybody's sympathy. What I am saying is that people are quick to tell you to pick yourself up by your bootstraps and just stop being poor.

If you're not poor, that's awesome. You Get Charged for Using Your Own Money This is the future, where many businesses no longer accept cash as payment. Because having a checking account while poor doesn't just mean you have to be responsible and good at math -- you have to be perfect. Let's say you're running late for work and hurriedly stop to get gas, paying with a bank card. So payday comes. Quickmeme - make & share your meme. Internet Meme Database.

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Pictures. The 7 Most Ridiculous Cases of Misplaced Priorities. We've all had moments when our priorities weren't quite in line, like the time you punched a kid for mispronouncing "Kenobi" or reported your babysitter to child services so you could steal back your Hobgoblin Pog. And then there are the people who make those decisions seem rational and appropriate. Man Chooses to Get Shot Rather Than Hand Over Cell Phone It may not surprise a lot of you that there are people out there who treasure their cell phones. Hell, it's not uncommon to hear of people risking electrocution on train tracks to retrieve their dropped gadgets. Getty"God, there is just no way this situation can get worse. " But then there's the case of New Yorker Marcin Muchalski, who was taking a morning stroll along the Williamsburg Bridge when a mugger surprised him, took out a gun and demanded his cell phone.

Getty"Are you ... are you fucking serious? " The robber happily obliged Marcin's request and proceeded to shoot him in the leg. Getty"That's right, officer. Mature people truths.