Slopness Monster | Slopness Behavior, Funny People, Drunk Pictures
I went to the bar with a girl I was trying to hook up with, after ordering a few doubles and a pitcher of drink, I soon realized that the total had come to a lot more then the £7 I had in my wallet. Short cash and cardless I panicked, I told her to order another pitcher while I went to the toilet…strategically taking my time…by the time I returned she had paid for the round, we got so smashed she forgot about it the next day when I moaned how “that round in revolutions cost me a bomb” BROKE AND DONT KNOW IT
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1000 Awesome Things | A time-ticking countdown of 1000 awesome things Put your hand up if you ran from doorbells, hid behind pant legs, and avoided eye contact with grownups as a shy little kid. Brothers and sisters, if your hand is up right now, you are not alone. Yes, mute as a mouse, quiet as a cat, I was a short, snotty, bedhead-smeared ghost of a child until about eight years old. That was when I was head-yanked out of my turtle shell by a cotton-white, curly-haired, crinkly-smiled teacher who pushed me every single day. For some reason Mrs. Dorsman cared, she just cared, and she had me reading to the class, talking out loud, and practicing my cursive on the blackboard.
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Futurist Raymond Kurzweil is known for his books that make accurate predictions about the future. His predictions explain how we will grow as a human race, as well as the growth of artificial intelligence. Some of his well-known, correct predictions include the demise of the Soviet Union and the explosion of the internet around the world once wireless internet had been introduced. His prediction for 2029 involves direct brain implants. OMG Facts - Your Mind. Blown.
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OMG Facts - Your Mind. Blown. The end of the 1800's and beginning of the 1900's were a time of Revolution throughout Europe. Lots of monarchies were overthrown and resulted in now Communist or Democratic governments. But it left a lot of displaced monarchs wondering "Now what?" One of whom was Constantine of Greece, formerly Constantine II, King of Hellenes.
7 things you didn't know about the Alien franchise An early script for Alien 3 took place on a planet made of wood populated by technophobic monks! It’s really no secret that Alien 3 was a disaster of a production. They went through three directors and the one who finally saw the project through has since disowned it. They went horribly over budget costing twice as much as Alien and Alien 2. Fail Autocorrects and Awkward Parent Texts
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The “eee” As we have already explored months back, hipsters hate dancing at concerts. This is a fact that we have only gathered more evidence to support in the ensuing, festival-laden months. It’s basically fucking gospel. Stuff Hipsters Hate
Offbeat Bride | How to make a dress form out of Duct Tape Soon, you will be looking this attractive! During a recent discussion on the Offbeat Bride Tribe, one of the girls suggested that I post a DIY tutorial for the Duct Tape dress form that I am using to sew my wedding gown. Fortunately, I had many goofy pictures of me looking completely unattractive during that process, so I am able to do it!
hipster puppies ayo, jennifer egan, keep that pulitzer warm for us, because HIPSTER PUPPIES: THE BOOK is coming for that shit in 2011. i just wanted to remind y’all that HIPSTER PUPPIES: THE BOOK is out on JULY 5. i’ve been stockpiling all my funniest gags and cutest dogs for the occasion. i’m as proud of it as I can justifiably be about creating a glorified picture book for adults. honestly unlike jonathan franzen’s stupid freedom, this book will rule school even if you can’t read! not to get all Web 2.boring about it, but as you can see, I didn’t turn this site into some unnavigable minotaur’s labyrinth of hideous google ads and link exchanges and pleas to join the dogs-with-glasses-network (yet). This book is literally the only way you can support the tireless, adorable work that I’ve put into this over the last 15 months. here are some places to pre-order, and let america know that you demand hipster puppies
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MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today Today, I went to do my laundry in the basement of my dorms. There were no empty washers so I sat next to one with 10 minutes left. A guy said he was taking that one so I sat my clothes on the washer beside it which had 12 minutes left. The guy that stole my washer let me borrow his detergent.