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Funny Sports Fan Signs. Mavericks-drunk-24.jpg (900×599) Ferrari-340-competizione-xl.jpg (970×600) Michael_jordan_legend_wall_by_angelmaker666-d46rioc.jpg (2560×1440) Nitro Magnum Blackout Snowboard - Wide. Last-shot-1920x1200.jpg (1920×1280) Lakers' Dwight Howard responds to Shaquille O'Neal's slight. This is unexpected. Superman is fighting Superman. Shaquille O'Neal and Dwight Howard collided verbally Thursday with a predictably messy landing. Howard was not thrilled with O'Neal's assertion that Philadelphia's Andrew Bynum and New Jersey's Brook Lopez were better centers than him.

"I don't care what Shaq says," Howard said flatly after Lakers practice. "Shaq played the game and he is done. It might be just a bit awkward when O'Neal gets his No. 34 Lakers jersey retired at halftime of an April 2 game at Staples Center. "What do we need to be on the same page for? " O'Neal has jabbed Howard in the past, calling Bynum better than him earlier this year, though it was curious for O'Neal to also put Lopez ahead of him as the game's second-best center. The light-rebounding Lopez has never been an All-Star. "I'm not talking about dunking, I'm talking about playing like a big man with moves," O'Neal, a TNT analyst, told NBA.com. "Dun duda" is slang for the best.

Blake back. Ethan Albright’s letter to John Madden about being the lowest rated player in Madden Football. To: John MaddenCC: Electronic Arts SportsFrom: Ethan AlbrightRe: Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07 Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is fucking bullshit and you should kiss my mother-fucking ass. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his ass on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game.

You know what, John? It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. I guess I just can’t fathom the fact that I am the absolute worst player rated out of the entire NFL. I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the agility category. John, you are such a fucking dick. Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings.

I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16.