Mearls: The Kobold Victory Chart. (Inspired by last night's 4e session.)
Kobolds are poor, abused, misused, maltreated, underdogs. The poor little sods are so beaten down that their language lacks a word for victory. The closest they have roughly translates into Common as, "The lack of understanding and realization that we're really, really going to lose again. " (Kobold is much like German in that it takes massive, complex concepts and squishes them down to one word. Theglen: 1875 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG. Might I have permission to pass this fine list on to my non-LJ gaming friends via e-mail?
I'll be happy to include any copyright info you wish. It's not copyrighted, so post away. Critical Fumble Chart.