This is perfect. How to Procrastinate. Edit Article Edited by Brigitta M., Tom Viren, Ben Rubenstein, Phlogiston and 37 others Procrastination – the art of avoiding required tasks by allocating tremendous importance on actions more useless, mundane, or interesting.
Procrastination is generally considered improductive, and many teachers, bosses, and managers take great pains to point out it delays the inevitable and places a spanner in the works of completing tasks. Yet, have you ever considered the benefits of procrastinating? There are actually some good reasons to procrastinate, as you'll discover when learning how to master the art of procrastination, all for the greater personal good of course! 6 Animals That Just Don't Give A F#@k.
Some animals are boring, and that's fine: They're all gathering nuts or looking for mates or marking territory or some stupid shit.
Hey, you know, whatever floats your boat, squirrel. We prefer the animals that just straight don't give a fuck: the ones that punch sharks in the dick, ghost-ride somebody else's whip, beer-bong tequila and look you dead in the eye while plowing your girlfriend. Animals like: It's common knowledge that the mongoose and the snake are mortal enemies.
And you'd think that statement is one-sided: On the one hand, you've got the very emblem of evil and sin -- a scaled, wriggling tube of poison, fangs and death.