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A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. 2. A will is a dead giveaway. 3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. 4. How to be Annoying. The SCP Foundation. 11 Stupid Legal Warnings". This is going to blow your mind, so steady yourself: A carton of eggs could potentially have eggs in it.

11 Stupid Legal Warnings"

Yes. Now you know the shocking truth. It's OK, we'll give you a minute to let it sink in ... The exact wording of this flabbergasting pronouncement on a carton of eggs is: "This product may contain eggs. " Well, it sure as heck better! That's by far not the only wacky warning out there. America's lawsuit-obsessed society has forced product manufacturers to cover their you-know-whats by writing warning labels to protect us from ourselves.

15 Funny and Awesome GIFs. Collection of 15 funny, cool, amusing and awesome gifs that will make you make you burst into laughter.

15 Funny and Awesome GIFs

(Please be patient, the images will take some time to load.) Almost had it… How to have fun in Flood Best Disco Dance Ever Do not feed the Birds Epic Save F@#k the Doors I swear… Like a Boss Photobomb Putting on her Serious Face Awesome – Shaq and Conan dance off Take that Pinata Sniper Slip and slide Fail Dog Chase Fail. Tsa.jpg (612×792) Best of Paranoid Parrot. Paranoid Parrot is a meme that sums up all those experiences that paranoid people tend to have.

Best of Paranoid Parrot

I can in all honesty say that it’s scary to how much of this I can relate to. Paranoid Parrot can be paranoid about anything: its own health, other peoples’ intentions, and various monsters of the mind. Personally, I blame the scaremongering media. Check out the best Paranoid Parrot pictures below: Not sure if this one is really a Paranoid Parrot or more in the Socially Awkward Penguin area: More funny Paranoid Parrot meme pics below: On a completely unrelated note, the parrot in the photo is a Hyacinth Macaw, an endangered species in South America. Subtitled - Tetris Melody: Complete History Of The Soviet Union. - English and Dutch. What Happens When BP Spills Coffee? (Video) Everyone Wants to be a Superhero.

"Revenge" - A Minecraft Parody of Usher's DJ Got Us Fallin' in Love - Crafted Using Noteblocks. How to keep an idiot busy. Motivational Monday: Afro Duck. Dear Human... The Phobia List. Best of Verticles Part II. Water is dangerous. This was found on the newsgroup: rec.humor.funny A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26.

Water is dangerous

He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide. " And for plenty of good reasons, since: it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting it is a major component in acid rain it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state accidental inhalation can kill you it contributes to erosion it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.

He feels the conclusion is obvious. HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF. Who doesn't like a blonde joke? A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. Real World Existentialism Trolling [PIC]