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This is going to blow your mind, so steady yourself: A carton of eggs could potentially have eggs in it. Yes.
Paranoid Parrot is a meme that sums up all those experiences that paranoid people tend to have. I can in all honesty say that it’s scary to how much of this I can relate to. Paranoid Parrot can be paranoid about anything: its own health, other peoples’ intentions, and various monsters of the mind. Personally, I blame the scaremongering media.
This was found on the newsgroup: rec.humor.funny
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.