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Out of school, she introduces two members of the next generation to the mysteries of Star Trek, Star Wars, and – of course – the art of the bad pun. At 26 words, Prof. Runner-Up: Winner: Adventure Winner: Crime Dishonorable Mention: Winner: Historical Fiction Napoleon’s ship tossed and turned as the emperor, listening while his generals squabbled as they always did, splashed the tepid waters in his bathtub. — John Doble, New York City Winner: Purple Prose Dishonorable Mentions: Winner: Romance Winner: Sci Fi Winner: Fantasy.
First-Person Tetris. Encoding an image to sound | www.OhmPie.com. The purpose of this project is to encode an image to a sound that can be viewed with a spectrogram. For some time I have known that musical artists have encoded pictures into their music. Most notable of these is artists is Aphex Twin. Luckily I had a copy of Windolicker and a great visualization program Sonic Visualiser. After looking at the images I decided it would be cool to try and encode my own images. I saw a few programs available, but decided it would be a better challenge to write my own program from scratch using Perl. Spectrograms A spectrogram is a graph representing the intensity or a frequency with relation to time.
Image encoding The idea I had to encode the image was to simply create a sine wave at a corresponding frequency to represent the Y axis, a corresponding time to represent the X axis and a corresponding amplitude to represent the pixel color intensity. Creating Sound The first step to encoding an image was to learn how audio formats work. . #! Reading a Bitmap. Tool viginti tres vs. Tool - 10 000 days (pt 2) by VJ Whiteagle. An Hero.
About An hero is a trolling synonym for committing suicide. The meme originates from the grammatical error of a memorial page dedicated to Mitchel Henderson. It is used widely by trolls on forums where a user post a problem that they are having. Background Mitchell Henderson was a seventh grader from Rochester, Minnesota. In 2006, for reasons not entirely known, Mitchell shot himself in the head with a .22-caliber rifle from his parents’ bedroom. Following Mitchell’s suicide, his friends and classmates created a Myspace memorial to him. One comment stood out in particular: “He was such an hero, to take it all away. Explanation To most, the fact that Lila called Mitch a hero for killing himself is strange. The crux of the “joke” behind “an hero” is the idea that committing suicide is implicitly heroic.
Upon examining the contents of the Myspace page, a troll came across a mention of a lost iPod, and fabricated the story that the boy had killed himself because of the lost iPod. Spread. The Most Brilliantly Pointless Street Flyers. The hand-posted flyer is perhaps the cheapest way to spread the word about lost dogs, found cats, and creepy looking men offering low-cost guitar lessons. But most of the time, those flyers serve as nothing more than reading material for people waiting to get into a bathroom or on a bus. The flyers collected here acknowledge this reality, and they respond by trying to do nothing more than entertain whatever pair of eyes happen to be aimed in their direction. You now have no excuse for wasting all your time on the Internet when it's perfectly clear you could be wasting paper out in the real world. Main Page - The LURKMORE Wiki. 1801-1805. Internet Memes Timeline.
Trololololololololololo man Feb 28, 2010 6:00 PM Added to Youtube in November of 2009 the Video "Я очень рад, ведь я, наконец, возвращаюсь домой" had only few views until it was posted into several music blogs in march of 2010. In a week more than 1 million people watched the Trololololololololololo man sing his song. The title translates into 'I am very glad, because I’m finally back home'. Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea? Nov 11, 2009 9:00 AM "Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea? " George W Bush shoes attack in Bagdad Dec 14, 2008 An Iraqi journalist hurled his shoes at Mr. Jizz in my pants Dec 7, 2008 Sickie Woo - Busted with the help of Facebook Oct 21, 2008 After a particularly heavy night out Kyle Doyle decided that he would phone in sick and treat himself to a day in bed.To celebrate his day off Kyle, a 21-year-old call centre worker, updated the status on his Facebook page to reflect the fact.
Chairman cracks under pressure LHC is 42 Sep 11, 2008 11:19 PM Aug 5, 2008 Dr. Jul 13, 2008. Rules of the Internet. Rules of the Internet refers to a somewhat unwritten, often changing set of rules assumed to be true or necessary. This incarnation comes from 4chan . Click the image to enlarge this version of the rules. Page created by: Summary Rules of the Internet refers to a set of rules where very few are set. Rules #1, #2, #14, # 34 , #35, and # 63 are usually the same from set to set.
Rule 1 is "Do not talk about 4chan ", Rule 2 is "Do NOT talk about 4chan ", a reference to the 1999 movie, Fight Club . Rule 14 states "Do not argue with trolls - It means they win" and Rule 34 reads "If it exists, there is porn of it. Rule 35 often goes along with Rule 34, usually kicking in when an exception to the latter occurs: "If the porn does not exist, then it will be made". Origins The Rules of the Internet were first posted on 4chan circa 2006, and may be based in part on The Rules of Usenet.
Current status Most of the rules are largely forgotten. Rule 34 has outgrown the rules of the internet meme. Images. Xkcd. About XKCD is a webcomic created by Randall Munroe, an ex-NASA robotics expert and programmer. The series’ main subject matter revolves around math, science and Internet culture and features characters drawn as stick figures. All comics published on the site are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. History The domain xkcd.com was registered on January 25th, 2003. In an interview with redhat, Munroe revealed that the domain name was taken from an instant messenger online handle. “Actually the domain name came after the instant messenging screen name, which I picked late one night. In September 2005, Munroe began to publish scanned copies of his school notebook drawings on xkcd, which became the sole focus of the website. Features Characters Munroe revealed in an interview with Wikinews that the black hat-wearing xkcd figure frequently seen throughout the series was inspired by the character Aram from the webcomic Men in Hats.
Book Reception Explain Xkcd Traffic. I love weird quirky girls! What weird girls... - Memerial.net. Dont be racist. Chris said... It's run like a Kenyan. Not a Jamaican. July 3, 2011 at 7:02 AM Anonymous said... Gets as much consensual sex as a china man July 3, 2011 at 8:40 AM And f*cks John and people like him in the a$$.
July 3, 2011 at 10:15 AM Chris is a troll... dont liesten to him!!! Chris... July 3, 2011 at 11:31 AM the last guy0(john) is fucking stupid jews are a religion not a race July 4, 2011 at 12:54 AM /\ Italian, English, Mexican and Japanese aren't races either, you stupid inbred fuck. July 4, 2011 at 1:28 AM Captain.Boobshine said... Wow way to steal a post off of failbook and white out their logo. July 4, 2011 at 4:10 AM fuck facebook July 4, 2011 at 7:14 AM Anonymous 12:54am: Jewish people are a race. July 4, 2011 at 5:37 PM Jewish people are a race; Judaism is a religion that a majority of Jewish people believe in, but not all. July 5, 2011 at 1:47 AM July 5, 2011 at 2:29 AM there is only one race fuckwads its called the HUMAN race July 5, 2011 at 7:10 AM I like potato salad. 136494_460s.jpg from cloudfront.net. Anagrams. Changes-channels.jpg from macromeme.com.
Comics, Quizzes, and Stories. Changes-channels.jpg from macromeme.com. Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations. The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity. Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child? "Witness: "I only have one, you know. " Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? " Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse? " The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
Lawyer: "What is your date of birth? " Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house? " Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? " Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like? " Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all? " Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?
" Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? " How To Get Your Steam Account Pwned. Br0kenrabbit says: hi Greg_ValveOLS says: good evening br0kenrabbit says: What's ip? Br0kenrabbit says: up? Greg_ValveOLS says: my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team br0kenrabbit says: On MSN? Greg_ValveOLS says: yes :) br0kenrabbit says: Why? Greg_ValveOLS says: we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information br0kenrabbit says: My information? Greg_ValveOLS says: we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?
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Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone. Funny Anti Jokes. What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. We’ve just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn’t make the original cut (like comments) but they’ll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here. NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Want more? 10 Free Web-based Alternatives to Photoshop. I’m fed up with Photoshop and its one billion rarely-used features. How about a simple photo-editor that’s quick, easy, and doesn’t cost a thousand dollars. Fortunately, there’re tons of web-based photos editors popping up.
Most are crap, but some are promising. Check out these free web-based Photoshop alternatives: Arguably, Picnik is the most popular web-based photo editor. Why? Very polished interface. Part of the Aviary suite of creative apps, Phoenix also offers layers and compositing. Adobe was a little late to the web-apps game, but this is a pretty good first try. Nice, simple, and clear interface, with no ads at all. flautR offers a cornucopia of image tools, boasting thousands of photo effects. Another ad-free editor.
Hmm… looks like Pixenate was “inspired” by Pic Resize. Another simple interface. An example of how ugly these apps can get. Let me know if I’ve missed any other good ones. If you liked this post, please bookmark it on del.icio.us. Twisted Disney Princesses: Pics, Videos, Links, News. Welcome to Squiby. Internet Meme Database. BallDroppings. Famous World Ideologies, as explained by references to Cows.