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Oscar Wilde takes on Jersey Shore, hilarity ensues | TV | Great Job, Internet! Random funny pictures. The answer machine at a psychiat. The answer machine at a psychiatric hospital "Hello, welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are: Obsessive-Compulsive, press 1, repeatedly. Co-Dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. Paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. Delusional, press 7, and your call will be transferred to the Mother Ship. Schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a small voice will tell you which number to press. Manic-Depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. Dyslexic, press 96969696969696. If you have: Nervous Disorder, please fidget with the Pound Button until a representative comes on the line.

Amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmothers' maiden names. Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, slowly and carefully press 911. Bi-Polar Disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Low Self Esteem, please hang up. BallDroppings. TheUglyDance.com - Turn yourself into an ugly dancer. People Who Look the Same in Every Photo [GIFs] It is possible to understand Engineers - Where there's a will, there's a way. Understanding Engineers #1 Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike? " The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want.

" The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice, The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway. " Understanding Engineers #2 To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Understanding Engineers #3 A priest, an ophthalmologist, and an engineer were golfing one morning behind a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? The doctor chimed in,"I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf! " The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper. He said, "Hello, George. The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes.

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As long as it isn’t happening to you, personal humiliation can be totally hilarious. Before the Internet, the only way to experience these hilarious events was to be in the right place at the right to time. 10. The biggest retail chain in the world, WalMart offers its customers a wide variety of consumer goods at reasonable prices in convenient locations. 9. Everybody screws up sometimes. 8. For those of you who don’t know it, Etsy.com is a website for people who want to sell their handmade crafts. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

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