Single Purpose Sites
Alright, so it's time to come clean. I haven't been updating my website very regularly. In fact, here's a graph of the frequency of articles I've posted per year to present, versus the US unemployment rate because there's a direct correlation between my writing and national prosperity: So what have I been doing with my time? Other than deleting email from all you pussies with nothing better to do than to email me about updates all the time? Big news from the main man.
Geocities-izer - Make Any Webpage Look Like It Was Made By A 13 Year-Old In 1996
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Y U No The Y U No meme actually began as Y U No Guy but eventually evolved into simply Y U No, the phrase being generally followed by some often ridiculous suggestion. Originally, the face of Y U No guy was taken from Japanese cartoon Gantz’ Chapter 55: Naked King, edited, and placed on a pink wallpaper. The text for the item reads “I TXT U … Y U NO TXTBAK?!” It appeared as a Tumblr file, garnering over 10,000 likes and reblogs. It went totally viral, and has morphed into hundreds of different forms with a similar theme.
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You are looking at the second complete redesign of Badass of the Week, and the first that doesn't involve me sitting around hand-coding Notepad files using the same bullshit HTML tags I was using when I made "Ben's Home Page" on Geocities in 1994. It might take a second to get used to the new layout, but take deep breaths and we'll all get through this together. I do want to draw your attention to two new things – first, I've started a comic strip called Badass Con Carne, drawn by my friend Manny Vega, that will be updated every Wednesday. It's basically a webcomic about Andrew Jackson, Nikola Tesla, and Vlad the Impaler living in an apartment together and working at the mall. It's going to be very weird but I've seen a handful of finished strips and I'm really proud of the way it's coming together. I hope you'll like it. Badass of the Week
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Look, bakers, I'll be the firth to admit I'm not so great with numbers... ...but something here just doesn't add up: Major props for helping "Keydunce" celebrate such a special milestone, though. The kind of milestone, in fact, that most of us will spend the next few seconds trying to pronounce. (I'm going with "three-und." Or maybe "Thirnd.") Cake Wrecks
Sexy Chivers returns tomorrow, submit your photos! Follow John on Tapiture We took last week off from Sexy Chivers to fly in your favorite Chivettes for a calendar shoot. This Friday, our Chivettes will return with a vengeance. Some of the photos you’ve sent indicate this might be pretty good.
I was reviewing a spreadsheet with a coworker and suggested that she try to make it more concise, to which she replied: "I know it looks big, but trust me, it was a lot bigger beforehand." TWSS I was at a restaurant with some friends and they served all of the drinks in mason jars. I had ordered a pop, which comes in a regular-size jar. When I looked over at the table next to us, I noticed that the alcoholic drinks come in a much smaller mason jar and said, "Wow, I didn't know they made them that small." TWSS. TWSSstories.com | That's What She Said Stories & Jokes
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Single Topic Blogs About Single Topic Blogs are online publications frequently updated with theme-specific media content, in many cases through user-generated contributions. In comparison to other types of collaborative blogs, single topic blog are designed with minimal emphasis on site features and authorship of published materials. Instead, they are heavily geared towards facilitating mass replication of specific memes/media through providing custom macro generators and relying on user-generated content/submission. Origin The concept of single topic blogging has existed in various forms for decades, beginning with Usenet newsgroups and niche interest BBS communities in the early 1990s.
Anti-Pickup Line - Pickup Line Responses A collection of responses to pickup lines, and just bad ones in general! We’ve just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn’t make the original cut (like comments) but they’ll be back soon.
What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. We’ve just released huge update to the iOS app! Funny Anti Jokes
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